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So I was held up at gun point
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:28 am
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:28 am
In Buckhead ATL none the less.
Now I do not carry a traditional wallet. I have a pouch that hangs around my neck and under my shirt. So all I had to offer the young “man” was $20,00 and some advice.
As I only produced $20.00 he was agitated and sure I was holding back on him.
So he said to me, “I’m coming at you like a man, mane! I can shoot you but I ain’t! I’m young black male don’t give a f*** I been to preezon mane!”
I responded, “You are not coming at me like a man bc men don’t act this way. You are lying to yourself and others. Women lie, real men don’t lie. You were raised by a woman and you are acting like a woman! Take the $20.00 and geaux.”
This had him speechless. And as he stood there wasting time with me, my wife (who was around the building watching and not approaching) had called 911. The police show up as he bolts off, only to be caught.
I believe he will spend his time thinking about becoming a real man. Let us hope anyway.
Now I do not carry a traditional wallet. I have a pouch that hangs around my neck and under my shirt. So all I had to offer the young “man” was $20,00 and some advice.
As I only produced $20.00 he was agitated and sure I was holding back on him.
So he said to me, “I’m coming at you like a man, mane! I can shoot you but I ain’t! I’m young black male don’t give a f*** I been to preezon mane!”
I responded, “You are not coming at me like a man bc men don’t act this way. You are lying to yourself and others. Women lie, real men don’t lie. You were raised by a woman and you are acting like a woman! Take the $20.00 and geaux.”
This had him speechless. And as he stood there wasting time with me, my wife (who was around the building watching and not approaching) had called 911. The police show up as he bolts off, only to be caught.
I believe he will spend his time thinking about becoming a real man. Let us hope anyway.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:29 am to SamuelClemens
You should have kicked their arse, Sam.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:30 am to SamuelClemens
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The police show up as he bolts off, only to be caught.
seems like you'd have more to prove this actually happened then
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:30 am to SamuelClemens
None, literally none of this happened
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:30 am to SamuelClemens
You were held at gunpoint and had the composure to lecture this kid?
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:30 am to SamuelClemens
i don't believe any of this.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:31 am to SamuelClemens
Should be easy to verify with the arrest report
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:31 am to SamuelClemens
And then they all started clapping including the robber
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:31 am to SamuelClemens
Y’all all could have gone for chicken after. Why didn’t you wanna hang with that baw?
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:32 am to SamuelClemens
bullshite. No way you said all that with a gun pointed to your face.
Real story.....you peed your pants as you handed him your wallet.
Real story.....you peed your pants as you handed him your wallet.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:32 am to SamuelClemens
I believe you not because the story is believeable but because I choose to.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:33 am to SamuelClemens
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I have a pouch that hangs around my neck and under my shirt.
Next time you can just say "I have a purse" so the rest of us have to read less on the way to finishing this ridiculous story.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:34 am to SamuelClemens
Good job man. I’ve been to Buckhead. That’s a rough area.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:35 am to SamuelClemens
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my wife (who was around the building watching and not approaching) had called 911. The police show up as he bolts off, only to be caught.
So you were held a gun point for 45 minutes?
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:35 am to SamuelClemens
You forgot the part about the crowd that had gathered and started clapping at the end.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:35 am to SamuelClemens
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I believe he will spend his time thinking about becoming a real man.
He'll spend his time plotting sweet revenge against you.
Posted on 10/22/18 at 7:36 am to SamuelClemens
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So I was held up at gun point
In Buckhead ATL
This is actually becoming more common in that area, sadly. Thieves know people who hang out in that area most likely have some sort of money/valuables.
Sounds like you got lucky
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