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So I was at the liquor store and something odd happened

Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:44 am
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:44 am
A guy and girl were sitting in an SUV already parked. When I came out the guy called me over and said "if she flashes you will you buy her a pint of Titos" I politely declined. She wasn't bad looking or good looking kinda middle of the road, the SUV was decent and they did not look homeless.
This post was edited on 6/16/26 at 10:45 am
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:44 am to
"Nice try, officer"
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34101 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:45 am to
I'd pay with a pint of Taaka to see some titties...I'm cheap.
This post was edited on 6/16/26 at 10:47 am
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:46 am to
Why are you going to the liquor store so early in the day?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93326 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Why are you going to the liquor store so early in the day?


can't drink all day if you don't get started in the morning
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59397 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to
Going to need a pic of the lady? If OT 7 or better show me dem fun bags? The liquor will be there dem tittays won't.



If my wife sees this I was joking
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6640 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to
Was it possibly a chick that wasn't old enough to buy?

When I was a Sophomore in college, I had a chick in my friend group that did this in Reggie's. It worked, and she got free drinks the rest of the night for flashing titties at the young age of 18 years old.

ETA: Still some of the best I have ever seen btw. Absolute honkers.
This post was edited on 6/16/26 at 3:25 pm
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2591 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to
ATC used to send underage girls into stores to see if they could buy. Maybe new tactics.
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Why are you going to the liquor store so early in the day?


Someone doesn't hunt for allocated bourbon
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17867 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to
What was the race of said couple? SUV probably stolen. Need some spirits to go on a felonious rampage
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45233 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:50 am to
quote:

I politely declined. She wasn't bad looking or good looking kinda middle of the road, the SUV was decent and they did not look homeless.


A pint? You need to get your priorities in order.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2023 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:50 am to
Their future looks bright!

So…

Get the gal Tito’s and you some Tetes.
Solid marketing opp for Tito’s. Nice ring to it.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4317 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:51 am to
Titos...absolutely perfect choice in that situation.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:51 am to
how about taaka for titties?
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17867 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:52 am to
Was a pic included or was that extra, cause I ain’t seeing any!
Posted by cgrand
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Member since Oct 2009
49737 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:53 am to
quote:

"if she flashes you will you buy her a pint of Titos"
that would have been 10 bucks well spent. when did you realize you were gay?
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
2913 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Was it possibly a chick that wasn't old enough to buy?


She looked to be in her late 20's and he looked early 30's.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20253 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:54 am to
I was in Cafe Du Monde one Mardi Gras many years ago early in the morning hours drunk scarfing some beignets and chocolate milk when in walks a guy and a chick in a trench coat.

She was decent, OT6-7, tall and thin in high heels. The trench coat was odd, even at Mardi Gras, given how hot it was that year.

Drunk JB is trying to steal some glances which, in reality, meant I was probably staring at her. Guy gets up and comes over to my table and asks what I am looking at. I mumble some shite and he tells her to come over.

She walks up and he says "show him" and the chick opens her coat and she is buck arse naked. My jaw drops and the guy chuckles, they get their To Go order and leave.

I am guessing this is some kind of kink or something?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12542 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:00 am to
Should have seen them titties then came back and told them they didn’t have any Titos
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36027 posts
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:01 am to
Why was she brand loyal? This sounds like alcoholic behavior.

Rather than a pint of Tito's, should have asked for a handle of Taaka.
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