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re: So being a comedian is the key to landing hot women???

Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:41 am to
Posted by Fishwater
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:41 am to
I think this pic needs to be shown in the OP:

Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:42 am to
He's supposed to be a comedian? Maybe he should take up acting, if he's pulling that off.

As for Beckinsale, she may be going through her crazy stage. "Grande", or whatever still looks underage.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
38052 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:44 am to
yeah, this fling won't last long.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:57 am to
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blew all the MadTV money while being a druggie


I listen to his podcast every once in a while. I think those guys make decent money with that stuff to supplement regular touring of comedy clubs. Not mega-millionaires, but I'm sure he's comfortable to a point. Also, it sounds like he has had an extremely f**ked up life. Like molested as a child, became a meth head at like 12, etc.. Good on him for getting a good looking woman.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:57 am to
Not a comedian, but rich.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 8:59 am to
It’s unbelievable that a regal creature like Kate would stoop this low. Smh
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:02 am to
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Massive upgrade


Wut
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:08 am to
Kate was great in Pearl Harbor
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:17 am to
Fixed* Being famous and having money is the key to landing hot women.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4584 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:20 am to
She likes the young D. But, Davidson is as unfunny as they come. Weed jokes are literally his only thing.

Useless tidbit: She also dated another young, unfunny Wild n' Out alum, Matt Rife.
Posted by RedPop4
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:22 am to
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I think their agents set these things up. It keeps their names in media and tabloids.

This makes a lot of sense.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:24 am to
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I mean, yes Kate is attractive, but going from a 20-something to a 45 year old isn’t really something to brag about.



Posted by playmakers in space
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:25 am to
Look at them Butthole Eyes on ol' Petey!
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:25 am to
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I mean, yes Kate is attractive, but going from a 20-something to a 45 year old isn’t really something to brag about.



You got downvoted into oblivion but this is true.

Kate Beckinsale is hot but she's competing with broads half her age. Channing Tatum and Leo DiCaprio aren't putting together a smash list with Kate Beckinsale at the top.

Dude's on the OT don't think like guys with options because most dudes on the OT don't have any.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:28 am to
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but Kate is the kind that leaves you collapsed in exhaustion and sweat.


She was on a late night talk show and said she's been told her twat is fantastic and her best body part.

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“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb... My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular,” she laughed. “But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?” Just in case her innuendo wasn’t loud and clear to the interviewer, she silently mouthed “my twat” before walking away.



I mean, holy shite.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4584 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:31 am to
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Leo DiCaprio aren't putting together a smash list with Kate Beckinsale at the top.


Leo was wearing that out while filming The Aviator. Bet.
Posted by Pecker
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Member since May 2015
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:34 am to
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Leo was wearing that out while filming The Aviator. Bet.



Hold on let me bust out my age calculator machine to see how that compares to 2019 Kate Beckinsale.

It's telling me that she was 30 years old at the time.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:35 am to
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Useless tidbit: She also dated another young, unfunny Wild n' Out alum, Matt Rife.



No homo, but I get this one. He's a good looking dude.

She's clearly a cradle robber. which is fricking awesome. She's like the worlds hottest milf that is going after young men.

This dude was under 21 when they started fricking

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:45 am to
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I think their agents set these things up. It keeps their names in media and tabloids.



This. I'm surprised people havent figured this out by now.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9746 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 9:49 am to
Kate is beautiful, but arianna is 10x as hot as her.
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