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So before my prostate exam today ...
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:49 pm
I told my doctor that I am allergic to latex and not to use a latex glove. He smiled and then winked and said, "fine by me."
As one can imagine, I tensed up. Because I knew what was coming.
So during my prostate exam, I ask the doctor, "Where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
But the good news is I received a clean bill of health. And no charge for the visit.

As one can imagine, I tensed up. Because I knew what was coming.
So during my prostate exam, I ask the doctor, "Where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
But the good news is I received a clean bill of health. And no charge for the visit.
This post was edited on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm to Will Cover
Did you cum on the floor?
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm to Will Cover
quote:This didn't happen.
"Where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:51 pm to Will Cover
You're in the bottom 10. No question.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:52 pm to Pecker
quote:
You're in the bottom 10. No question.
Quit being a pecker.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:52 pm to Will Cover
RA'ing for run on title.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:52 pm to Will Cover
Name of doctor pls, k thx
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:53 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:FIFY
Did you precum on the floor?
He's edgy because the doc was edging him.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:53 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
Name of doctor pls, k thx
Dr. Haywood Giblomi
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:54 pm to Will Cover
My deceased grandfather, who would be 93 next month, told me a version of this joke 15 years ago.
it was fricking stupid then too.
it was fricking stupid then too.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:54 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
Name of doctor pls, k thx
Dr Huge Hands
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:54 pm to Will Cover
Did you guys share some cookies with your milk?
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:55 pm to Will Cover
Did your instincts kick in and find yourself attempting to jerk him off before you knew it
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:56 pm to upgrayedd
Can I get a prostate exam weekly? or is this like more of a monthly thing?
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:56 pm to Will Cover
Where'd you find a doctor on backpage?
Was he also a cop?
Was he also a cop?
Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:03 pm to Will Cover
You could have at least added the meme to your post....very original.


Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:04 pm to Will Cover
what dr...asking for a friend
Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:09 pm to Will Cover
I think UT fans are getting a prostate exam every Saturday
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