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So before my prostate exam today ...

Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:49 pm
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:49 pm
I told my doctor that I am allergic to latex and not to use a latex glove. He smiled and then winked and said, "fine by me."

As one can imagine, I tensed up. Because I knew what was coming.

So during my prostate exam, I ask the doctor, "Where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

But the good news is I received a clean bill of health. And no charge for the visit.

This post was edited on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm to
Did you cum on the floor?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45199 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

"Where should I put my pants?" "Over there by mine" was not the answer I was expecting.
This didn't happen.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:51 pm to
You're in the bottom 10. No question.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80846 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:51 pm to
Prostrate
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40387 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

You're in the bottom 10. No question.


Quit being a pecker.



Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
RA'ing for run on title.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
Name of doctor pls, k thx
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76202 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Did you precum on the floor?
FIFY

He's edgy because the doc was edging him.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Name of doctor pls, k thx

Dr. Haywood Giblomi
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9653 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:54 pm to
My deceased grandfather, who would be 93 next month, told me a version of this joke 15 years ago.

it was fricking stupid then too.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Name of doctor pls, k thx


Dr Huge Hands
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:54 pm to

Did you guys share some cookies with your milk?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:55 pm to
Did your instincts kick in and find yourself attempting to jerk him off before you knew it
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:56 pm to
Can I get a prostate exam weekly? or is this like more of a monthly thing?
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9504 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 3:56 pm to
Where'd you find a doctor on backpage?

Was he also a cop?
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4575 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:03 pm to
You could have at least added the meme to your post....very original.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:04 pm to
what dr...asking for a friend
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141237 posts
Posted on 10/10/17 at 4:09 pm to
I think UT fans are getting a prostate exam every Saturday
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