re: Smallest animal you will run from?

From Fail Gif Thread.

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frogs



f*ck frogs.

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My wife is scared to death of frogs.

Funny story: As a little girl she was always scared that when she got up in the middle of the night to pee there would be a frog hiding in the toilet bowl and it would jump up and hit her butt. She would make her brother come and check the toilet before she would sit.

Fast forward to college and she's house sitting for a friend and goes to the bathroom and just happens to look before sitting. There was a frog in there! She screamed and ran out of the room. She tried calling her brother to come get it but he was at work and not answering.

She remembered that the next door neighbor had a son around 8 years old so she ran over to get his help. The mom said he wasn't there but would be home soon and she would send him over.

30 minutes later, my wife scared to death the whole time, the doorbell rings. It's the kid from next door holding a net like you'd use to scoop fish out of an aquarium. She said he was about 8 years old and cute as could be. She opens the door and he says "I'm here about the frog".

She let him in and he safely and bravely removed the frog. My wife thanked him and he went home feeling like a hero.

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1….2…..5!

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3 sir

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Neighbor's Dobermans got into a pin where Geese and the eggs were located.. Dobermans ended up having to be put down due to broken backs...

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Are you trying to tell me that a Doberman got it's back broken by a fricking goose? and possibly that it was more than 1 Doberman?
I don't believe that for a second that a 80-90lb Doberman let a few geese kill it. I'm not sure it's even possible for that to happen. Geese have no way to actually inflict any type of harm to a 80lb dog. They can pick and snip at it all they want while he rings the neck of the other goose until he feels like he is done and then can go on to the next goose and do the same thing until there are no geese left.

If a Doberman actually lost a fight to a goose, then Darwin won b/c that wasn't a real dog worth calling itself a dog.

Water moccasin. frick those spawns of the devil.

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Cottonmouth if no shovel or shotgun.

Aggressive little shits.

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Beat me to it.

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have learned how to deal with them. There's typically one leader, a mature male. Identify him. approach him if he doesn't approach you first, and start bobbing your head at him as you approach, think the jack nicholson gif "yes", and he'll start bobbing his head back at you, and when he first hisses, hiss right back at him and go right at him. He'll back off, and he won't frick with you again.

Australian shepherds also work.



Why did I read this and picture Dwight Shrute saying it the whole time?

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I'd wring that mfer's neck

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That evil bastard would end you.

Never thought much of just regular house cats till I actually ran across a seriously pissed off house cat. Good lawds the noises that thing made. Decided pretty quick i didn’t wanna go heads up with it that day.

A lot of irrational fear in here. Y’all realize you’re the top of the food chain right. Everything I’ve seen listed can be easily killed or if that’s not your thing you can walk away no need to run.

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A goose, those things will make you look so dumb.

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Those never bothered me. They’d try to chase me on the fish ponds all the time, I just kicked them in the head with steel toe boots