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Slow eaters are the worst.

Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18572 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:23 pm
I’m sitting here watching someone assemble and dissemble and organize one their food before every bite. Chew for 40 seconds, and redo the process.

I’ve been done for 20 minutes and they’ve only eaten half their brunch. And it’s not like they’re talking or anything. Just looking at their food and processing it.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:24 pm to
Maybe your boyfriend isn’t hungry
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120320 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:24 pm to
Stop eating your food like a hungry dog you fatty
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:25 pm to
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And it’s not like they’re talking or anything


Well with your head buried in your phone obviously, Id say you aren't worth talking to.
This post was edited on 6/18/21 at 12:26 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:25 pm to
Why don't you mind your own business?
Posted by wryder1
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2008
4179 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:25 pm to
I broke up with a girl for that very reason. Between how long it took her to eat and how much she talked between each bite, it drove me crazy.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18572 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:25 pm to
Not a significant other. And if they’re not hungry, get a box to go
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119227 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:26 pm to
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I’ve been done for 20 minutes


Order a 2nd helping.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:26 pm to
I've filed your grievence. Thank you for this thread.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24586 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:26 pm to
You care why?
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24656 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:26 pm to
Just tell them you broke in and ask for forgiveness... I'm sure they'll let you go without calling the cops
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:26 pm to
Who watches other people eat brunch at 1235 on a Friday afternoon?
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
24299 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:27 pm to
Shut up and drink your mimosa
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48319 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:30 pm to
Slow eaters >>>>> slow drivers
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18572 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:33 pm to
Because we have a lot we need to do today. It shouldn’t take more than 15 minutes to eat a single plate of food. 30 minutes is ridiculous
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3508 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:37 pm to
Bitches usually love guys that take their time eating.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:43 pm to
You're supposed to eat slowly.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:52 pm to
Why are you eating with someone you hate so much?
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18626 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 12:59 pm to
I feel like a weirdo because of how fast I eat when out with family or friends. When you finish your food 30 minutes before everyone else, it's a bit awkward. I usually end up chugging 3 or 4 beers while everyone else is still eating their entree
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 6/18/21 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

I've filed your grievence. Thank you for this thread.


Hopefully you filed it in the W’s for Who gives a frick.

Why are we so consumed with what others do?

Mingo, I’m surprised you didn’t say eating slower is actually better for you.
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