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re: Sloot or actual prostitute?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:47 am to LSU alum wannabe
Posted on 5/26/16 at 4:47 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Bottom line. I am married and happily so, so I politely decline and go about my business of heading home.
Was the right thing to do even if it was a OT 10.
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:39 am to upgrayedd
quote:that was my thought, too.
Uh, she was trying to get you robbed at gunpoint, son
Posted on 5/26/16 at 5:41 am to fishfighter
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Was the right thing to do even if it was a OT 10.
Yep. And better than 25% chance it saved me a hard to explain arse whipping.
She was no OT 10.
To be honest she would have made a legit WYHI.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 6:21 am to LSU alum wannabe
If you had gone with her you'd have disappeared.Your organs would have been sold on the "Black Market". 
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:21 am to tidalmouse
I now really wish I'd have circled back to see what trouble I was in for.
I picture her getting into a big 1980's sedan with the engine running and 7-10 cigarette butts out the driver side window.
I picture her getting into a big 1980's sedan with the engine running and 7-10 cigarette butts out the driver side window.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:26 am to LSU alum wannabe
since she is still on your mind I think you are in love
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:27 am to LSU alum wannabe
I'm disappointed you didn't get a pic and post it.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:29 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Bottom line. I am married and happily so, so I politely decline and go about my business of heading home.
Good for you. You did the right thing and it is on the record. Sooo...hypothetically, let's say you did bang this sloot; how was it?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:29 am to Cdawg
Always cheat up, never down.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:41 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Sloot or actual prostitute?
since she is still on your mind I think you are in love
I will return to said bar each Tuesday. Yearning for her return. Or I should go back tonight. OKC and GSW again tonight. Love finds a way.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:42 am to LSU alum wannabe
Post a Craigslist Missed Connection for her. Modern day love letter.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:43 am to LSU alum wannabe
prostitute
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:44 am to Evil Little Thing
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Post a Craigslist Missed Connection for her
this. with a link to this thread
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:44 am to LSU alum wannabe
So what bar was this?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:45 am to jrodLSUke
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Good for you. You did the right thing and it is on the record. Sooo...hypothetically, let's say you did bang this sloot; how was it?
I assume poorly for both of us. Kind of like Kobe Bryant in a ski resort. Trying to do all the things I won't do to my wife because she kisses our son with that mouth. PIIHB would be immediately and repeatedly attempted.
I am so old and so married I haven't bought a condom in 8 years or so.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:48 am to colorchangintiger
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So what bar was this?
Nope.
I'll never say yes, even if you got it right.
Very common bar. It is a small chain. And is fairly new to the Katy area. That's all I'm willing to give.
IRL and OT should never collide. Unless at an LSU function.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:50 am to LSU alum wannabe
Your wife was testing you. You passed the first test but now she's waiting to see if you'll tell her about it to see if you pass Phase II.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:54 am to htownjeep
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Your wife was testing you. You passed the first test but now she's waiting to see if you'll tell her about it to see if you
I was thinking about this too. All the idiots in talk show green rooms and the hot assistant starts to flirt. Who is that stupid?
This girl would make a poor "bait girl" though. 43 year old me easily passed. 25 year old me would have had a couple more beers, and would have been trying to mount her in the parking lot... Or been knocked unconscious.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to LSU alum wannabe
The trick is to say something dirty.
Like, "damn girl you got some big arse knockers!"
Her reaction will give it away. If she gives a sexual response, and appears turned on by it, she's a hooker. If she laughs and plays it like flirting, she's a dirty sloot. If she is offended she is a normal person.
Like, "damn girl you got some big arse knockers!"
Her reaction will give it away. If she gives a sexual response, and appears turned on by it, she's a hooker. If she laughs and plays it like flirting, she's a dirty sloot. If she is offended she is a normal person.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:20 am to LSU alum wannabe
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LSU alum wannabe
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Funny thing was she stuck with me. Did not move on
It was a test. Your wife sent her there to try and get you to cheat.
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