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re: Sitting here watching my wife and newborn sleep

Posted on 9/14/19 at 9:30 am to
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 9:30 am to
Congrats on the baby! Sorry about the no sex.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 9:32 am to
Remember these moments in 9 months when you are ready to throw them through the wall because they haven't stopped screaming for 3 hours.
Posted by PokerPastime
Member since Jan 2009
2438 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:06 am to
My daughter is 11 months old and I couldn’t disagree more
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32719 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:12 am to
If you're saying you haven't lost your shite at least once due to an inconsolable shrieking infant during their first year, I don't believe you...
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20289 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:17 am to
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Update: the 3 year old woke up to take a dump. Tried to have a go on his own, but I heard him stomping around up there so went to check on him. shite smeared all over his arse. Good stuff. He’s got his iPad now and the house is back at peace.

Good morning to you too
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1607 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 10:34 am to
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Treasure it all. It goes quick.


No kidding. My last one graduated LSU and just moved off. Not to get religious but heard about an app at church last week called The Parent Cue. Have no clue how religious it is (I think it is pretty benign) but this is from their web site...

quote:

There are approximately 936 weeks from the time a child is born until they grow up, graduate, and move on to whatever is next. Since your time with your kids is limited, consider counting down the weeks. Why? When you see how much time you have left, you tend to do more with the time you have now. Because what you do as a parent every week matters more than you think.


The Parent Cue

Congrats to the OP and all the parents out there!
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 12:26 pm to
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He’s got his iPad now and the house is back at peace.


A 3 year old with an iPad. World is going to shite.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 12:27 pm to
Oh ffs
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 12:28 pm to
Subtle sex 9 months ago brag
Posted by LSUStjames
Member since Dec 2005
3473 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 12:47 pm to
Congrats. Having a child fills a hole in your heart and soul that you didn't even realize was there. It's the most rewarding job there is. I have 4 with my first In 8th, she's making me miss when she was little.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
147463 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 1:23 pm to
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Having a child fills a hole in your heart and soul that you didn't even realize was there. It's the most rewarding job there is.
THIS! and I got so sick of old ladies stopping me in the grocery store to tell me to enjoy every moment it goes FAST.

IT.IS.TRUE.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
4495 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:03 pm to
Congratulations!
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
5038 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:04 pm to
Cliche Club
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13457 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:09 pm to
Congrats! Becoming a dad is a great experience.

I think it makes you a better person and enriches your life.

You never know what you’re missing until you become a parent.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57455 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:13 pm to
I loved the infant stage, they are so snuggly and precious.

Mine is about to be 19 months, I can't believe how fast it's gone. The last few weeks have been so fun (and exhausting) with him. But he is becoming a sweetheart. He loves to give hugs and kisses. :)
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30847 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:15 pm to
Congrats, your life has changed in the best possible way. Just remember, as a generality, the single greatest thing you can do for your child is love and respect their mother.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13457 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:15 pm to
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Baby girls will steal your heart. Nothing sweeter than “I love you daddy”.


This is true. I’m not sure how I could raise a boy.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/14/19 at 2:20 pm to
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I’m not sure how I could raise a boy.


At least when you’re raising a boy you only have to worry about one dick and where it goes.

Raising a girl you gotta worry about multiple dicks going
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13457 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 5:49 am to
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Raising a girl you gotta worry about multiple dicks going


Don't remind me.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75657 posts
Posted on 9/15/19 at 5:51 am to
congrats on the secks

but, really, good for you and glad your wife is making a smooth recovery. All the best to you
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