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re: Sister’s jackass boyfriend just told my kids Santa isn’t real

Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by GatorPA84
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:00 pm to
Hi
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466906 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:01 pm to
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0 percent chance a 3 year heard that comment from some random and immediately processed it to have that reaction


You act like he told his wife he was having an affair on vacation
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
14769 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:02 pm to
Damn that's messed up
Posted by Underwood
Member since Dec 2022
1214 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:04 pm to
That's really fricked up, but also hilarious. Just the over exaggerated stretch when he gets off the couch
Posted by Bedtiger
Thibodaux
Member since Dec 2018
553 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:05 pm to
Have you husband whip his arse then you can tell the kids Santa had him punished for being naughty!
Posted by Dtbtiger
Member since Oct 2024
243 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:05 pm to
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Just an understanding of how fights work in real life. If you punch a guy to where it leaves injuries, there's almost a guarantee that hand is going to have evidence of the punch. That's also ignoring the evidence of the injuries and trauma inflicted from the punch on the boyfriend in the scenario.

Hit him in the soft tissue, baw. No need to bloody up his face.
Posted by Train is comin
Deer Park
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:06 pm to
Alt account and male.
Cool story, though!
Posted by TheTigress
Bed Bath & Beyond
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:09 pm to
Update: Kids got put to bed. We tried to convince them the boyfriend was lying, but who knows what they believe. We are probably going to set up their toys in the open and leave a note from Santa explaining that he knows what happened, that the boyfriend is on the naughty list, and that he brought extra presents for the kids.

Me, husband and parents got into a screaming match in the backyard with sister and boyfriend. Sister acted apologetic for the boyfriend, but he just wore a smirk and said he wouldn’t apologize for telling the truth. Husband said he was going to beat his arse and stepped up to fight, but boyfriend sidestepped, grabbed sister’s wrist, and literally ran through the gate to the driveway. They were last in the driveway so I guess they got lucky in that regard. As they left, my dad yelled to get the frick out and that boyfriend was never welcome back to his house ever again.

I think we are going to pour some massive drinks and set up the best Santa visit ever.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6446 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:11 pm to
4 slashed tires.

fricking vandals are everywhere these days.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
8485 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:13 pm to
What an absolute POS. Liberal beta males suck.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
129527 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:13 pm to
Sounds like he is an alpha as nobody really did anything about it except whine
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 10:13 pm
Posted by FlyingPelican
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2021
218 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:15 pm to
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Get back at him by fricking his girlfriend

Is there any response more OT than this one?

How OT yet totally inappropriate. The douche in question is the OP's sister's boyfriend! CapnKangaroo wants the OP to have secks with her sister. smh
Is the Capn trolling or seriously deficient in reading comprehension....
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37736 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:16 pm to
I think it would be hilarious for an a-hole type to get his arse kicked over telling young kids Santa isn’t real.
Not too bad but definitely scuffed up.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:17 pm to
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OT, what would you suggest in this situation?
He would be out that front door in less than a minute after saying that.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11445 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:17 pm to
Not reading 8 pages, but go tell your husband the boyfriend just called him a fig. And don't stop him this time.
Posted by Tiger Chemist
Member since Nov 2009
3144 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:20 pm to
Was he drunk? Super not cool in any state of mind.
Posted by everytrueson
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Mar 2012
7647 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:22 pm to
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shite in his shoes... from Santa's favorite reindeer.


This.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
6794 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:24 pm to
You need to talk to your sister and ask her if she knew how much of a dickhead she was sleeping with. Unfortunately as long as he is your sister’s boyfriend it will never be the same when y’all get together again. You will be on high alert waiting for him to say something stupid.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42821 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:27 pm to
None of that happened.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37736 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 10:27 pm to
He’s trying out his new alter legs.
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