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re: Sister’s jackass boyfriend just told my kids Santa isn’t real

Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:52 am to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:52 am to
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Bob the Terrible


Holy fricking shite
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466921 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:53 am to
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He's also a liberal cuck boy,


Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56656 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:55 am to
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No pics




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likely fake


My first thought as well
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
3322 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:57 am to
OP missed the opportunity to flip the script. Should have immediately told kids that BF was a little shite growing up and that because Santa put him on the naughty list and never gave him toys, he thinks Santa isn't real. Don't be like him because when you're bad and quit believing, Santa quits coming.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
3153 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 6:59 am to
It's fake obviously, but the board autist is melting the frick down because the OP dissed his beloved reddit.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4198 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:16 am to
100% I would open hand slapped the frick out of him with the deepest humiliation with words! I would have been a god for my kids in that moment!!!
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7950 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:19 am to
Make sure there’s not a single thing under the tree for him this morning hopefully
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466921 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:19 am to
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It's fake obviously, but the board autist is melting the frick down because the OP dissed his beloved reddit.


The frick?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
466921 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:19 am to
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OP missed the opportunity to flip the script. Should have immediately told kids that BF was a little shite growing up and that because Santa put him on the naughty list and never gave him toys, he thinks Santa isn't real. Don't be like him because when you're bad and quit believing, Santa quits coming.


Then show them Fat Man
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3639 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:20 am to
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he’s kind of a scrawny Reddit nerd stereotype.
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OT, what would you suggest in this situation?

Is he too large to throw on the outdoor grill?
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3989 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:22 am to
Best solution is to go find a real badass. Have the badass dress up in a very believable Santa outfit.
Then have the badass Santa enter the house and beat the ever loving crap out of the boyfriend right in front of the children. After the ambulance and the Santa leave, tell the children that Santa gets really mad at people who don't believe in him.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2326 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:22 am to
That guy sounds like a real winner. We need more people like him. Next up, tell eeryone god ain’t real
Posted by RandySavage
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Member since May 2012
34870 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:32 am to
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Story may be fake, I don’t know. However, a three year old could cry because the 6 year old was. May not fully understand the reason why, but could feel upset by the others reactions.


Agreed, but that's not how it was described. "Immediately the six year old starts tearing up...the three year old burst into tears crying and screaming". Again, not a normal or plausible immediate reaction.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52216 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:33 am to
I hope that arse limped home, on foot.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19438 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:33 am to
Your sister chose poorly. Seems her boyfriend has no sense of situational awareness to be around little kids at Christmas and make a statement like that.

Yes, he's right, but let the kids have their fantasy for as long as they believe in the jolly fat man who brings them presents once a year.

That douchebag obviously has no filter, and if acting smug about it afterwards, just let your husband drag his stupid arse out to a Sonic's parking lot and check knuckles.

Oh, and I hope your sister realizes what a POS she chose for the evening.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9802 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:36 am to
Saying that people who call people trashy are normally trashy is trashy.
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2366 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:36 am to
Post the story to reddit so they can find the perp.
The internet never forgets
Posted by RandySavage
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Member since May 2012
34870 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:37 am to
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How would that comment be hard for a three year old to immediately comprehend?


Do you have any experience with very young children whatsoever?

If the child was somehow that self aware to process the weight of that comment that quickly their first reaction isn't going to be to burst into tears screaming and crying. They are going to look to their parents to see what happens next.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19383 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:38 am to
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Saying that people who call people trashy are normally trashy is trashy.


Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22784 posts
Posted on 12/25/25 at 7:39 am to
I hope you kicked this dude out for literally making your children cry on Christmas. If this is a real story is a sociopath and needs to not have anything to do with your family, screw your sisters feelings she will thank you later
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