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Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date

Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:36 am
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:36 am
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She may be lucky on the ski slope but she's not as lucky when it comes to finding love.

Lindsey Vonn revealed in a new interview she's struggling to find a date. The Olympian most recently dated former NFL assistant coach Kenan Smith.

"I really haven't had any offers," Vonn told "Access Live's" Natalie Morales and Kit Hoover Wednesday.


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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.

"I didn't have one guy talk to me that wasn't married, or taken, the entire night, all after-parties, not one guy," she complained.




Posted by Pettifogger
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:37 am to
2.5 bans
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:37 am to
Well her vagina looks like it’s been hit with the backside of a hatchet, so.......
Posted by Fa Sheaux Breaux
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:38 am to
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party. 
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Posted by 34venture
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:38 am to
I’d take her to chili’s.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:39 am to
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Well her vagina looks like it’s been hit with the backside of a hatchet, so.......



Meh, don't care.

She's not Hope Solo.

I would probably marry her. She's a breeder. Fantastic athlete and hot.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34509 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:39 am to
Yea but dat poosay doe





Seriously, have you seen it?
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 8:40 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Member since Sep 2016
30139 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:39 am to
I’d hit hit. She probably wouldn’t feel anything tho
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:40 am to
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party


They’re probably afraid of being accused of harassment and/or assault
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:41 am to
Well...............Nah
Posted by The Torch
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19308 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:41 am to
After the GOAT got done with her no one will drive it right
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:43 am to
because nowadays if you ask a woman on a date you become a victim of #metoo
Posted by CptBengal
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:43 am to
Like throwing a marble into the grand canyon.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:45 am to
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Yea but dat poosay doe





Seriously, have you seen it?



Yeah, have you seen Hope Solo's?

Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30139 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:47 am to
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Seriously, have you seen it?


Looks like Tiger crashed an Escalade into that thing
Posted by cleeveclever
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Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:48 am to
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Looking for love in all the wrong places.



Yeah. They needed to clarify that she's not looking for a guy at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:49 am to
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Well her vagina looks like it’s been hit with the backside of a hatchet, so.......
That's a good one.
Posted by Perrydawg
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Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:51 am to
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This post was edited on 3/18/18 at 8:23 pm
Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 8:51 am to
She’s batshit insane and no telling what incurable STD’s she picked up from Tiger.
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