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WPBTiger
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Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She may be lucky on the ski slope but she's not as lucky when it comes to finding love.

Lindsey Vonn revealed in a new interview she's struggling to find a date. The Olympian most recently dated former NFL assistant coach Kenan Smith.

"I really haven't had any offers," Vonn told "Access Live's" Natalie Morales and Kit Hoover Wednesday.


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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.

"I didn't have one guy talk to me that wasn't married, or taken, the entire night, all after-parties, not one guy," she complained.


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Pettifogger
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
2.5 bans


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Mr. Hangover
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Well her vagina looks like it’s been hit with the backside of a hatchet, so.......


Fa Sheaux Breaux
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party. 
Looking for love in all the wrong places.


34venture
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
I’d take her to chili’s.


TheCaterpillar
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Well her vagina looks like it’s been hit with the backside of a hatchet, so.......



Meh, don't care.

She's not Hope Solo.

I would probably marry her. She's a breeder. Fantastic athlete and hot.


Mr. Hangover
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Yea but dat poosay doe





Seriously, have you seen it?
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Tyga Woods
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
I’d hit hit. She probably wouldn’t feel anything tho


Blob Fish
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party


They’re probably afraid of being accused of harassment and/or assault


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Placebeaux
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Well...............Nah


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The Torch
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
After the GOAT got done with her no one will drive it right


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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
because nowadays if you ask a woman on a date you become a victim of #metoo


CptBengal
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Like throwing a marble into the grand canyon.


TheCaterpillar
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Yea but dat poosay doe





Seriously, have you seen it?



Yeah, have you seen Hope Solo's?



Tyga Woods
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Seriously, have you seen it?


Looks like Tiger crashed an Escalade into that thing


cleeveclever
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Looking for love in all the wrong places.



Yeah. They needed to clarify that she's not looking for a guy at Buffalo Wild Wings.


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HarryBalzack
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Well her vagina looks like it’s been hit with the backside of a hatchet, so.......
That's a good one.


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Perrydawg
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
She’s bat shite insane and no telling what incurable STD’s she picked up from Tiger.


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