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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date

Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:30 am to
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21856 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:30 am to
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.


She needs to get away from all those Hollywood betas and come down south and meet some baws.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6515 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:38 am to
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.


She’s pretty but not elite pretty. Why would someone worry about her when there are younger and hotter girls available?
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50092 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:41 am to
Bat shite crazy and beat up by the BBC carries consequences.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131282 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:44 am to
She will end up dating a rapper.
Posted by moock blackjack
Member since Apr 2008
96128 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:44 am to
She is not looking in the RIGHT places!
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33860 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:47 am to
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Which I don't get.


I think you could come up with a long list to explain this:

-Puritanical views about sex
-Juvenile levels of sexual knowledge
-Racism
-Poor levels of general education
-The social bubble of the south



Keep on adding to that list if you like
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:49 am to
I'd hit that so good I'd win a gold medal.
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2126 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:52 am to
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
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I read recently her net worth is about $3M. She has homes in both West Hollywood California and Vail Colorado.

wtf? She must owe a shite ton on those and have zero equity.

Financially she's not in the same league as the Oscars crowd. Closer to OT Baller status.

Let's review the demographics of males attending the Oscars party scene.

Guys looking to hookup up with guys - not her demographic
Successful guys looking to hook up with young and not so many miles - not her demo
Unsuccessful guys looking for a sugar momma - not her demo



edit: BTW, Shaun White has a net worth of $40M and hasn't been on the scene as long.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 11:34 am
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:55 am to
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Looks like Tiger crashed an Escalade into that thing
You win
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 10:57 am to
Didn’t Tiger wear that arse out?
Posted by Allyn McKeen
Key West, FL
Member since Jun 2012
4274 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:00 am to
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.



This is odd. 99.9% of the men that show up at these things have a date. How does she not know that?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90506 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:07 am to
She sounds desperate. Just my type
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:09 am to
Tainted meat.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:12 am to
Once you...ah nevermind
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:24 am to
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Bust your arse skiing, trash the president, don't do shite at winter Olympics, can't find a man.

Thus the downfall of a "run your mouth" lib





amen brotha. No class, loud mouth bitch can't find a date. Boohoo.
Posted by KingBarkus
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
8322 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:26 am to
It would be funny if Trump trolled her with a tweet.
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
2600 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:32 am to
Being that Tiger bored out her love tunnel, I'm down to see if I can fit all of my small, but girthy weiner and my 2 nuts in there.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278185 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:38 am to
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means that she has shite hanging where it shouldn’t be hanging... what the frick did you think it means?



It means you’re a little bitty frick boy
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:05 pm to
Tiger made her untouchable.
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27878 posts
Posted on 3/8/18 at 12:05 pm to
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I would probably marry her. She's a breeder. Fantastic athlete and hot.

Obviously there are some mental defects, tho. Since no one seems to want to stick around after the sex.

Or she could be REALLY bad at sex


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