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Tiger Prawn
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.


She needs to get away from all those Hollywood betas and come down south and meet some baws.


Hoops
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LA
Member since Jan 2013
3249 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.


She’s pretty but not elite pretty. Why would someone worry about her when there are younger and hotter girls available?


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OTIS2
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NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
39848 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Bat shite crazy and beat up by the BBC carries consequences.


Rebel
Memphis Fan
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Member since Jan 2005
103323 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
She will end up dating a rapper.


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moock blackjack
LSU Fan
Member since Apr 2008
25158 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
She is not looking in the RIGHT places!


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jmarto1
LSU Fan
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
22633 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Which I don't get.


I think you could come up with a long list to explain this:

-Puritanical views about sex
-Juvenile levels of sexual knowledge
-Racism
-Poor levels of general education
-The social bubble of the south



Keep on adding to that list if you like


RockAndRollDetective
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
3034 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
I'd hit that so good I'd win a gold medal.


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hob
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2017
241 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.
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I read recently her net worth is about $3M. She has homes in both West Hollywood California and Vail Colorado.

wtf? She must owe a shite ton on those and have zero equity.

Financially she's not in the same league as the Oscars crowd. Closer to OT Baller status.

Let's review the demographics of males attending the Oscars party scene.

Guys looking to hookup up with guys - not her demographic
Successful guys looking to hook up with young and not so many miles - not her demo
Unsuccessful guys looking for a sugar momma - not her demo



edit: BTW, Shaun White has a net worth of $40M and hasn't been on the scene as long.
This post was edited on 3/8 at 11:34 am


MontyFranklyn
Alabama Fan
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
20647 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Looks like Tiger crashed an Escalade into that thing
You win


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memphis tiger
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Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
8535 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Didn’t Tiger wear that arse out?


Allyn McKeen
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New York, NY
Member since Jun 2012
3280 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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She added that she had hoped to meet someone at an Oscars after-party.



This is odd. 99.9% of the men that show up at these things have a date. How does she not know that?


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deltaland
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Mar 2011
42861 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
She sounds desperate. Just my type


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damnedoldtigah
LSU Fan
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
3863 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Tainted meat.


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bayourougebengal
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2008
4912 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Once you...ah nevermind


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tigerinthebueche
LSU Fan
Erwinville, LA.
Member since Oct 2010
18104 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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Bust your arse skiing, trash the president, don't do shite at winter Olympics, can't find a man.

Thus the downfall of a "run your mouth" lib





amen brotha. No class, loud mouth bitch can't find a date. Boohoo.


KingBarkus
Mississippi St. Fan
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2009
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
It would be funny if Trump trolled her with a tweet.


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thotpocket
Southern Fan
St. Amant
Member since Sep 2017
410 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Being that Tiger bored out her love tunnel, I'm down to see if I can fit all of my small, but girthy weiner and my 2 nuts in there.


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Lester Earl
Chicago Cubs Fan
Process over Results
Member since Nov 2003
230954 posts
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re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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means that she has shite hanging where it shouldn’t be hanging... what the frick did you think it means?



It means you’re a little bitty frick boy


lsuwontonwrap
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Member since Aug 2012
28054 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
Tiger made her untouchable.


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RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
17372 posts

re: Single Lindsey Vonn can't find a suitable date
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I would probably marry her. She's a breeder. Fantastic athlete and hot.

Obviously there are some mental defects, tho. Since no one seems to want to stick around after the sex.

Or she could be REALLY bad at sex




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