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SIAP:Woman goes viral for accidentally explicit baked goods

Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:57 pm
Posted by AUFan2015
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:57 pm
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A woman in Arizona has gone viral after her attempt at making a romantic desert went hilariously wrong. 

Emma Plummer, a self-taught baker who runs her own business, Butter + Whisk, is used to making all sorts of desserts — from French macarons and cupcakes to children's birthday cakes.
But last weekend, that experience seemed to temporarily fail her. The 23-year-old was crafting heart-shaped macarons in preparation for Valentine's Day, but her designs ended up looking like... well, something else. 





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"I tried to make hearts and they turned out like ballsacks," Plummer tweeted last Sunday, sharing a photo of her suggestive-looking treats. 
The post instantly went viral, and has now been retweeted more than 45,000 times. 

Plummer told Insider that the hilarious mistake came from simple inexperience. She'd never made heart-shaped macarons before, so she just decided to form the treats around a template. Plummer added that she immediately noticed it wasn't going well. 

"I was like, 'Oh man, these are not looking too good, I don't know what I'm doing,'" she said.


But at first, Plummer said the desserts just looked like deformed hearts. It wasn't until she put them in the oven that they started to change into different.  

"They were very pink before I baked them," she said. "But as I baked them they kind of darkened a little bit, and turned into that fleshy color. When I took them out and turned the pan I was like, 'Oh no, they look just like ballsacks.'"



Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:59 pm to
Since OP is more consumed with the ballsacks over the girl...



Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:59 pm to
Snack nutz
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3543 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:00 pm to
Oil field wife??
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:00 pm to
I’ve seen hotter ballsacks walking through the quad
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:01 pm to
Edible truck nuts?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35341 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:04 pm to
Might as well lean all the way into it and put some short curleys on them
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7208 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:06 pm to
They could be titties, arse or balls. Well done baker.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29868 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:12 pm to
that was no accident, the raised nut sack and crease has to be intentionally created

she should just admit she had nut sacks on her mind and made a batch
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29210 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:16 pm to
Need to see a full body pic, but probably
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10486 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:18 pm to
Deez Nuts
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:23 pm to
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Balls deep
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23484 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:30 pm to
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"I tried to make hearts and they turned out like ballsacks,

i lol'd
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
37574 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:31 pm to
The LBGTQ community will flock to her.

Accident .... or slick marketing strategy?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:34 pm to
She knows EXACTLY what a ballsack looks like.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
766 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:27 pm to
She knew exactly what she was doing. She just sold 5000 ball sack shaped cookies. Social media is powerful.
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
866 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:27 am to
I see saggy titties long before I see any resemblance to ballsacks, but thats just me.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:27 am to
Sounds like someone looking for attention
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:28 am to
quote:

explicit baked goods

Not really
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:42 am to
Ballsacks? I think that they look like a nice supple pink arse
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