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Should people have to name their bastards like in Game of Thrones?

Posted on 4/18/16 at 2:56 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/18/16 at 2:56 pm
For example :
Jon Snow
Ellaria Sand
Brynden Rivers

What would the colloquial names for places around here?

Braighdeelynne Meth?

Lawauneeshonda Hood?

Tiffany Pole?

Do you think kids should bear the proper name of their forbears even if they are bastards?

Why is it so common these days?




Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 2:58 pm to
Incontinentia Buttocks
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Do you think kids should bear the proper name of their forbears even if they are bastards?


They often do. Baby mommas will have four kids with five last names.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36415 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:00 pm to
I've thought of this before. I think with the breadth of the US, it would have to be based on state instead small localized area.

Ex:
John Hoosier (Indiana)
Jamie Coonass (Louisiana)
Jessica Redneck (Mississippi)
James Queer (Texas)
Robert Murder (Illinois)

Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:00 pm to
Brayden Propstop ftw
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:10 pm to
Nevaeh Trailerpark.

Cedric Traphouse.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:11 pm to
Should name them after the liquor involved in their conception.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:12 pm to
NBR would be full of Cirocs
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

NBR would be full of Cirocs


Think the Zima's would get picked on in school?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:16 pm to
"This is Caighlyb BudHeavy, and his sister Ziley JamesonwithaPickleBack"
This post was edited on 4/18/16 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4929 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:16 pm to
Yes, kids born out of wedlock and their parents should be shamed and ridiculed constantly. Hate how we just have to "accept" everybody these days, it ain't right I tell ya. Unnatural even.
Posted by ThreauxDown11
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2013
1655 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:25 pm to
bobby blue ribbon
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
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Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:31 pm to
My friend's kid's name would be Jon Condombroke
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Should people have to name their bastards like in Game of Thrones?
Yes, that's why the name Brayden is so popular in S.LA
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18362 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

Cedric Traphouse


That's a strong name. I like it.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62214 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:32 pm to
Darth Mudcheck has a ring to it.

Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 3:36 pm to
Wouldn't the sons name be Luke?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66844 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:03 pm to
Don't you have to be highborn to have bastards with last names? Otherwise, you're lucky to get any name at all.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37470 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

Should people have to name their bastards like in Game of Thrones?


Yes.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 4/18/16 at 4:26 pm to
Did Gendry not have a last name?
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