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re: Short story. No flippant details.

Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:23 pm to
This is where I parked my car.
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49161 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:23 pm to
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trust this man, he's pre-med


Rouge is 50 years old.

He’s back in college again?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:24 pm to
I’m guessing this thread is going to be your last ditch effort to convince your buddy and gf that you weren’t the one trying to frick the married woman. Good luck.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25194 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:25 pm to
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Rouge is 50 years old.

He’s back in college again?



Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175827 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:25 pm to
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I’m guessing this thread is going to be your last ditch effort to convince your buddy and gf that you weren’t the one trying to frick the married woman. Good luck.

he was setting up a devils 3way
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6605 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:25 pm to
Learn some manners.

It was rude not to give her a kiss. She was showing appreciation for you hosting them.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11287 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:25 pm to
Text the wife and offer a deep tissue massage.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:26 pm to
This is why I have cameras on my deck.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:26 pm to
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This is why I have cameras on my deck.
Mine isn’t big enough for cameras.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48551 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:26 pm to
If this happened two weeks ago and your gf is still mad she doesn't trust you.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:27 pm to
Also, have you reported her to the pool board yet?
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
7430 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:27 pm to
Well, if nothing else, maybe you've helped their struggling marriage by getting them on the same team.

Also, I'm afraid she beat you to the punch and told her husband you came onto her. Had a chick do that to me once...friend was kind of seeing this girl, she jumps me in the bar and took me a minute to push her off, plan on telling him about it but this bitch calls him crying about how I came on to her at the bar and we kissed. Thankfully, my boy knew the bitch was crazy and believed me.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20440 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:28 pm to
Back of the neck kiss? Wtf kinda first move is that?

ETA: lol my bad, back deck. Nice! Makes a lot more sense now. Yeah, you are screwed
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 7:40 pm
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43519 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:29 pm to
I wouldn’t frick with any of them afain
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20098 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:29 pm to
Your friend: Let it be. Your friend will come to his senses in time

Your girl: tell her the truth. If she don’t believe you, then drop her. What will you do? Spend rest of your relationship twisting her arm to make her believe you?
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 7:35 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:29 pm to
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Should have kept your mouth shut.
Maybe. I'm regretting saying anything.

I had one of my best friends get married to a woman that was just an evil person, to put it kindly. To the point that I entertained the idea of objecting to the marriage and talking to Jeff. He just never saw that in her, but in three years they were divorced. I still am friends with the groomsmen and Jeff the groom and we all say, "Why the hell didn't someone speak up?!" So I suppose I have that soundtrack playing in my head.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7920 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:29 pm to
Shoulda kept your mouth shut then you and your old lady coulda banged the whore wife in a few weeks
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:30 pm to
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A couple days later I thanked her and told her not to worry about it but that it wasn’t happening

Kept her in suspense for a couple days. I like it
Posted by Mr Clean
Pit Bull Paradise
Member since Aug 2006
49161 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:32 pm to
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Also, I'm afraid she beat you to the punch and told her husband you came onto her.


It doesn’t sound to me like that’s what happened. Sounds to me like he snitched on her and then she one-upped him with this defense.

If she would’ve told her her husband that first, the OP would’ve had an angrier friend to deal with.

So, in conclusion, he brought it all on himself by doing what he thought was the right thing. Should’ve come here and solicited advice before doing anything.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 7:32 pm to
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Why the hell didn't someone speak up?!


Because you wouldn't have fricking listened.
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