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Shooting at wal mart Cortana parking lot

Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:14 pm
Posted by robot55
Member since Dec 2008
945 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:14 pm
Source : Me

YN s running around parking lot. Heard one shot fired just as my 13 year old and myself were getting to our car to leave. We rolled out. My daughter just asked me “why do we live in Baton Rouge?” It’s a good question!
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38718 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:17 pm to
Why would you even think of going to the Cortana Walmart?
Posted by dlambe5
Prairieville
Member since Jul 2009
705 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
11018 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Why would you even think of going to the Cortana Walmart?
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because it is not dark yet?

The gangs are still asleep.
Posted by robot55
Member since Dec 2008
945 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:26 pm to
I thought that but then told myself it should be okay to get dog food at 1 pm. I was wrong, won’t happen again
Posted by GoShoughYourself
Member since May 2026
20 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Baton Rouge


Basically Jackson MS without LSU
Posted by CSinLC
Member since May 2018
2541 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:27 pm to
Young Kings and Queens running around parking lot.

FIFY

Badon Rudge and Cotana Walmarks - what could go wrong?
Posted by tom
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
8781 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

Why would you even think of going to the Cortana Walmart?

It is way less crowded than the "good" Walmarts. I almost exclusively go before 8am or after 9pm, though.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38820 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Why would you even think of going to the Cortana Walmart?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38718 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

because it is not dark yet? The gangs are still asleep.


Are you rethinking your flawed logic now?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59274 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 1:59 pm to
I don’t mind the Cortana Walmart but there are times I’ve been there and felt like I was on a different planet. Some odd people running around there late at night
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11237 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

My daughter just asked me “why do we live in Baton Rouge?


Did she really?

If so, how many times have she heard you say it?
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1756 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Why would you even think of going to the Cortana Walmart?


I had to go there once to get something that no other wal-mart had. I took my daughter with me and told her that I once said I would never go back to that wal-mart and I couldn't believe i was there. Amazingly we ended up there the very next day.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70669 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:20 pm to
I go there for the badass cheesesteak place inside the Cortana Wal-Mart. Coulda been me.
Posted by CapitalTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2019
515 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:22 pm to
I was at Northern Tool about 30 minutes before this. Coulda been me.
Posted by hillcountrytigah
Member since Nov 2025
90 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:23 pm to
contact is a mother baw
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157891 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

quote:

Baton Rouge
Basically Jackson MS without LSU
With

& the plants

& coonasses
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157891 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Heard one shot fired
don't be a pussy

may just have been a drug dealer announcing he has merchandise for sale
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10313 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:31 pm to
why do we live in Baton Rouge?” It’s a good question!


Haha. My GP asked me this at my appointment last week.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
16160 posts
Posted on 6/13/26 at 2:48 pm to
Probably a dispute over who had “next” on Asteroids at Space Port.
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