Shenanigans in the Food Service Industry

Lots of cocaine. A WHOLE lot of cocaine. I used to wait the shite out of tables with a nose full of that shite.

the kitchen guys are always putting grease on the brakes of my rollerblades

I pretty much always carry bandaids now

As long as you people don't spit in the white folks' food (as Jesse Jackson has admitted doing) I'm OK with it

Worked at Outback years ago.

We would have to constantly fill the bread oven and when one of my buddies was loading it up, I'd swing a bread board at their arse.

The bread board hitting them stung, but what really got 'em was when they jumped and their knuckles got burnt on the top of the bread oven. Good times....and payback was a bitch.

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Sammys in the early 2000s was my playground. So many so many times. I became a man there.

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that time period had a flock of bombshells working there.

Seen all kinds of shite. Nothing is really done to people’s food though, that’s pretty much a myth. But everything else in the world goes on.

I always liked to make dry storage wet.

Used to flip burgers. If a customer harassed or pissed off a girl up front I'd put a dead fly or two in his burger.

Had friends that worked at a pIzza joint. They'd piss in the dishwasher every night before they left...

Worked at a local pizza place next to a gas station when I was in high school. The owner had daughters that went to my school so we would have to make all the pizzas for basketball games and such. I had an order for like 20 pizzas for a b-ball game and also had a lady call to order a pizza. I told her the wait time and she was not happy about it and proceeded to insult me. I told the lady to come down and would have her pizza ready. The owner also owned the gas station so I went next door and grabbed a bottle of milk of magnesia and mixed the whole bottle with her pizza sauce. Bitch came and got her pizza and ate a piece in front of me to make sure I didn’t mess with her food. I hope she had a long drive home.