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Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:38 am to TigerStripes06
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I’m talking this chick was two points out of my league despite only having one arm.
Sentence of the day.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 10:47 am to L1C4
true skillet story
ran into a high school bud playing basketball. great dude, great athlete, but he had demons...asked me to go out that night with him and his gf. his gf had a chick friend he wanted to fix me up with....i said yep
the chick looked good when we picked her up. for our date we drove to this house around lsu. inside was a motherly mom and some younger people our age. all were picking leaves off marijuana plants (is that what you do?
) and smoking lots of marijuana. so my pal and our dates joined in. i just sat there and did not partake (i'm more of a drinker). that was the extent of the date....sheesh
ran into a high school bud playing basketball. great dude, great athlete, but he had demons...asked me to go out that night with him and his gf. his gf had a chick friend he wanted to fix me up with....i said yep
the chick looked good when we picked her up. for our date we drove to this house around lsu. inside was a motherly mom and some younger people our age. all were picking leaves off marijuana plants (is that what you do?
) and smoking lots of marijuana. so my pal and our dates joined in. i just sat there and did not partake (i'm more of a drinker). that was the extent of the date....sheesh
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:14 am to Gatorbait2008
Gatorbait2008
Florida Fan
checks out
Florida Fan
quote:
Girl had no upper teeth
checks out
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:15 am to L1C4
Had a really hot date once, ended up marrying her red head devil of a friend. Had 2 kids with her (their names escape me). All she does is sit on the couch watching opra and phil, but when she does get up, it's to steal my money.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:17 am to L1C4
I took a girl out on our first date years ago and one of my belts broke on the vehicle... we laughed about it and enjoyed the night but I we never went our again. Cant be an OT baller when your car wont start lol
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:23 am to TigerStripes06
I don’t believe you.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:27 am to PainTrain4017
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:29 am to atxfan
quote:it was either pull over or shite my britches. I had to take the lessor of two evils.
Damn dude, that's brutal!
I had fought cramps and shite pains for a while. I was like a mile from her house, on the side of the truck, cars whizzing by.
Walked her to the door missing a sock. I knew it was the last time I would see her. However, we ended up dating for a little bit. I suppose she thought that that was as embarrassed as I could ever make her.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:37 am to L1C4
In high school got set up with a girl for a back to school dance. She had told me she already had a ticket to it, until we got there and at first I was not going to pay ( I was 15 and horrible with women) It was terrible I had guys wanting to beat my arse, she called her brother to pick her up, he wanted to beat my arse and I doubt if any girl from her school talked to me for a year. It was a bad night....all my doing
Fast forward about 3-4 year at LSU. I run into her at Murphy's, the past was all forgiven and we became very intimate very fast hat night and for a while after it. She had become wild......and she was crazy. So much so, she was telling me how much she loved me and wanted to have my children.....all after 1.5 months. I broke it off and that is when things got really weird. Notes on my car, late night visits to my apartment and even my folks house in NOLA on weekends when she thought I would be home.
You know it's bad when your father calls you up at 1:00 a.m. and tells you that NO piece of arse is worth that kind of crazy. Today I do a lot of business with her brother who wanted to kick my arse, we're friends. She met some poor Texas Ranger on a trip and married him and made his life hell.
Fast forward about 3-4 year at LSU. I run into her at Murphy's, the past was all forgiven and we became very intimate very fast hat night and for a while after it. She had become wild......and she was crazy. So much so, she was telling me how much she loved me and wanted to have my children.....all after 1.5 months. I broke it off and that is when things got really weird. Notes on my car, late night visits to my apartment and even my folks house in NOLA on weekends when she thought I would be home.
You know it's bad when your father calls you up at 1:00 a.m. and tells you that NO piece of arse is worth that kind of crazy. Today I do a lot of business with her brother who wanted to kick my arse, we're friends. She met some poor Texas Ranger on a trip and married him and made his life hell.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 11:41 am to tigerfoot
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it was either pull over or shite my britches. I had to take the lessor of two evils.
Had a similar thing happen to me. About a mile from her house and she couldn't understand why I had to stop. First time I've ever brought the shits to a Dairy Queen.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 12:02 pm to TigahJay
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Had a couple first dates where the girls were heavier than they looked in the pictures...just drank a beer then left
I had a bunch of those, women definitely know how to use camera angle to make them look skinny.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 12:25 pm to Gatorbait2008
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Showed up insanely overweight. I laughed and said hell no you ate the girl in your photo..she cried and walked off
Posted on 2/4/19 at 12:54 pm to TigerNlc
Overhead camera shots = fat
Group camera shots = she's the ugly one
Group camera shots = she's the ugly one
Posted on 2/4/19 at 1:08 pm to L1C4
Went out with a girl to a couple of bars. We had a pretty good time. On the way back to her place, she told me she had to pee. I offered to stop at a restaurant or gas station. "No, this'll do fine," she replied, as she grabbed Mardi Gras cup out of my cupholder, pulled down her pants and proceeded to piss in the cup. She got a good bit of piss on my seat too.
I don't think I'll ever forget the sound of piss filling up that cup.
I don't think I'll ever forget the sound of piss filling up that cup.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 1:45 pm to L1C4
I've been on one blind date. Ended up marrying her. Is that scary enough?
Posted on 2/4/19 at 1:49 pm to boxcarbarney
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I offered to stop at a restaurant or gas station. "No, this'll do fine," she replied, as she grabbed Mardi Gras cup out of my cupholder, pulled down her pants and proceeded to piss in the cup.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:23 pm to L1C4
In the days before everyone had digital media, my phone number was given to a friend of a friend who suggested that she call me. I talked with her on the phone and found she was an intelligent and well-spoken recent college graduate, but I learned little else. Based only on our conversation I asked her to dinner, and she suggested a nice restaurant. Having no clue as to her looks, I figured at the least I would have some nice conversation. She was a Miss USA Most Photogenic.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:39 pm to mikelbr
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this woman for a blind date who went absolutely insane after one drink. We ended up totalling my car, getting me fired, and I ended up in jail by the next morning for shooting at her ex boyfriend. But she bailed me out and we ended up together after I sabotaged her wedding just before marrying her evil ex.
This post was edited on 2/3 at 11:33 am
saw that movie
Bruce Willis as your part.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:47 pm to PhantomMenace
quote:
In the days before everyone had digital media, my phone number was given to a friend of a friend who suggested that she call me. I talked with her on the phone and found she was an intelligent and well-spoken recent college graduate, but I learned little else. Based only on our conversation I asked her to dinner, and she suggested a nice restaurant. Having no clue as to her looks, I figured at the least I would have some nice conversation. She was a Miss USA Most Photogenic.
I bet her version of the story is more along the lines of "when I saw what Phantom Menace looked like, I figured I get a free meal and bounce."
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