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Shaq Went Undercover as a Lyft Driver

Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:16 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21757 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:18 pm to
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Unfortunately, at 7'1", with a very distinct voice, hands as big as your head, and weighing god damn 350 lbs., it was undoubtedly a challenge to remain as anonymous as his previous peers.

because he's so average sized...mistook him for Devo


This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 4:21 pm
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:18 pm to
These people are idiots. Also great marketing by Lyft.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:19 pm to
I could tell it was fake from the fact that only sociopaths get into the front seat of a cab service.
Posted by UNO
Member since Mar 2015
4961 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:20 pm to
"speak no french"
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22073 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:21 pm to
Would smash that girl in the photo.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59344 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:25 pm to
I take it you didn't watch the video you posted
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:25 pm to
Ol girl with the blue hair can get it.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:27 pm to
Sociopaths?
Explain please
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:27 pm to
my name is chuck. i make bracelets. this one is called the steam room
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:29 pm to
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Ol girl with the blue hair can get it.

She's in great shape. Would stretch out her labia (would try).
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:30 pm to
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I take it you didn't watch the video you posted


Okay, the Brazilian guy figured it out.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Ol girl with the blue hair can get it.

yes. as could heather
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:31 pm to
Dude is the best ambassador LSU will ever have.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:33 pm to
on dikembe mutombo

he blocked every shot?
mhm
nobody every dunked it in his face before?
not that i saw
not that you saw...

This post was edited on 6/1/16 at 4:34 pm
Posted by GRTiger
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

I could tell it was fake from the fact that only sociopaths get into the front seat of a cab service.



Uh oh

Shaq could not hide from me. A blind LSU fan would recognize that voice in a second.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/1/16 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 5:21 pm to
Really? No one knew? Good Lord.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77822 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 5:27 pm to
The black dude knew who he was.
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