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Shaq is the new greatest pitch man

Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:13 pm
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:13 pm
He’ll sell anything
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68513 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:14 pm to
I love Shaq but he's no Billy Mays
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:16 pm to
Divorces are very expensive
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:16 pm to
Life’s a pitch and then you buy.
Posted by lsubatman1
Member since Feb 2009
992 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:17 pm to
photoshopped about 150 lbs off of him
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:17 pm to
Get back to me when Shaq rocks a flex seal boat with the screen door on the bottom.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70039 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:24 pm to
He’s no Billy Mais La.
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49290 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

I love Shaq but he's no Billy Mays

I suddenly have an uncontrollable desire to see video of Shaq after he snorts a few rails.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113959 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

I love Shaq but he's no Billy Mays


Shut yo mouth!

Seriously, Shaq might be the most likable celebrity in the world.

I've never heard someone just up and say "I hate Shaq".

He is a renaissance man. Think about it. He is:
- A Basketball St
- An Actor (not the best, but has been in some movies)
- A rapper (well he had a CD released when he was first in the NBA. It was horrible. He isn't a good rapper and it was very PG, but it was Shaq and he gets credit for just putting himself out there)
- An official policeman
- A DJ
- Has a doctorate degree so he is Dr. Shaq
- Does comedy (not very good, but has his own comedy group that includes other comedians, I like he just likes to laugh)

And he is never afraid to make fun of himself. I think he posted this on his Instagram, but he was at one of his son's basketball games and his son was shooting a free throw and he said something like "I am waiting to hear someone yell you shoot like your daddy"..
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4653 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 3:59 pm to
How long does the ridiculous amount of ink last and how expensive is it to refill? Going to need to know before I pull the trigger.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27608 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 4:03 pm to
I will say that his clothing line for fat people is legit.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113959 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

How long does the ridiculous amount of ink last and how expensive is it to refill? Going to need to know before I pull the trigger.




Considering thats where they make their money, I'd say its probably on par with all the other home printers on the market.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45776 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 4:25 pm to
They all do it. Andre Agassi shilled Canon Rebel cameras. WTF does he know about cameras?
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4821 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 4:27 pm to
He needs to start taking care of his health. Four hundred pound men even at seven foot tall are not long for this world.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41199 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 4:41 pm to
check out this deal he got when he was put on the board of directors for Papa John's

quote:

The pizza chain’s marketing portion of its endorsement contract will pay the former NBA center $4.125 million over three years in three cash payments, according to federal securities filings on Monday.

Papa John’s also agreed to grant O’Neal 87,136 shares of stock that vest between 2020 and 2022. Those shares would currently be worth $4.4 million.

O’Neal is buying into a joint venture partnership with Papa John’s on nine locations in the Atlanta area.

He is paying $840,000 for a 30% interest in that partnership. The nine locations are valued at $2.8 million, or about $300,000 per location.


but he has to work 8 days & tweet

quote:

As part of that endorsement contract, O’Neal will spend eight “service days,” including four days with Papa John’s creative agency and days devoted to appearing at the company’s stores, with franchisees, and at a community event.

O’Neal agreed to promote Papa John’s on each of his social media accounts, including Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at least once a month.
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1266 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 4:50 pm to
I've had the pleasure to meet Shaq. He seems like a hell of a guy, and I wish him all the success in the world. He certainly was a lot easier to like when he wasn't playing the Spurs.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11628 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 5:05 pm to
I love Shaq...He has made his money and stepped forward and made more money..He doesn't get caught up in the victim or savior attitude. He can hang with white people and not get called uncle tom..He is an inspiration to everybody.
Posted by 995webmaster
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2007
3780 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Shaq is the new greatest pitch man


Think we could get him to do insurance ads with Brad Paisley? That guy they've got with him now annoys the shite out of me.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/27/19 at 5:38 pm to
That would compete with the general
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