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re: Shannon Elizabeth Joins OnlyFans

Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:54 pm to
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3126 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:54 pm to
Didn't see American Pie, and don't think I've ever seen or heard of her before.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41767 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 10:55 pm to
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Didn't see American Pie, and don't think I've ever seen or heard of her before.


Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32497 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:04 pm to
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Didn't see American Pie, and don't think I've ever seen or heard of her before.


Talk about definitive proof of how gay you are.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3126 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:08 pm to
Lol ... This happens to me all the time, so I will readily concede I'm not the one to turn to for pop culture.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84599 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:10 pm to
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She's 52 now.

Ah frick it. I mean I’d still like to see Nadia’s bhole but I ain’t paying for it
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
4438 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:12 pm to
Her pussy probably looks like rotisserie chicken now. But back when she was in her 20s, she was a fricking goddess
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 11:24 pm
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:38 pm to
We know you don't enjoy tits but if was a dude you'd be all over it.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39192 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:49 pm to
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Didn't see American Pie, and don't think I've ever seen or heard of her before.

You’re either really old, really young, or really weird.
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
9989 posts
Posted on 4/15/26 at 11:56 pm to
If Alyson Hannigan joins and does things with flutes I'll sub.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19983 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:48 am to
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tells us she's starting an OnlyFans account, set to go up Thursday, because she's tired of a career spent in Hollywood ... where other people have controlled the narrative and the outcome of her career.



Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71083 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 4:55 am to
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The actress -- who starred as Nadia in "American Pie" way back in 1999 -- tells us she's starting an OnlyFans account, set to go up Thursday, because she's tired of a career spent in Hollywood ... where other people have controlled the narrative and the outcome of her career.


Let me re-write this into the truth:

The actress -- who starred as Nadia in "American Pie" way back in 1999 -- tells us she's starting an OnlyFans account, set to go up Thursday, because age and a lack of talent have caused the roles to dry up considerably since she was in her prime. Now, because she needs money, she is going to sell her body to horny and single Millennial men.
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
15051 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 5:40 am to
She did a whole spread in Playboy, and got naked in major movies. Now she says this:

quote:

"showing off a more sexy side no one has seen."


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46765 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 5:51 am to
She was 25 when she played that hot high school girl. I guess that makes what I was thinking OK.

Stiffler's mom was 38. She can go on Social Security in 6 weeks.

Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12737 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:29 am to
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where other people have controlled the narrative and the outcome of her career

The shite a whore will say to justify being a whore.
The outcome of her career is a result of her being an attractive yet shitty actress. And looks fade.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34145 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:32 am to
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74728 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:35 am to
haha, true she’s old at this point. difference is Stifler’s Mom, Jennifer Coolidge, is still getting a lot of good roles because she actually has talent along with the tits. See: White Lotus
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
2058 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:50 am to
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Haven’t we already seen her tits?


Every time still feels like the first time to me
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19924 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:52 am to
Excited to see vag pics
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122064 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:52 am to
Stiffler's mom had it going on.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20342 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 6:54 am to
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I guess her poker career is fizzling

Many would poker, but is she now playing hands of black Jack?
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