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Sexual Orientation Signal Amongst Softballers
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:46 pm
I was told today by a currently-enrolled college student that female collegiate softball players signal their heterosexuality by putting a ribbon or bow in their hair.
A cursory review of current NCAA Softballer persons would seem to confirm this suggestion.
Any related commentary that won't get this thread whacked?
(In before SqueezePlay It In Her Butt, etc...)
A cursory review of current NCAA Softballer persons would seem to confirm this suggestion.
Any related commentary that won't get this thread whacked?
(In before SqueezePlay It In Her Butt, etc...)
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:47 pm to soccerfüt
I've known this since the 90s.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:48 pm to soccerfüt
I was told by a swinger that swingers use pineapples as a sign to other swingers, most notably upside down pineapples in their shopping cart at the grocery store or regular pineapples on their front porch/windows.
No clue if it is true, but I've looked for them ever since and never seen one. Not to be a swinger, but just for the people watching fun.
No clue if it is true, but I've looked for them ever since and never seen one. Not to be a swinger, but just for the people watching fun.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:48 pm to soccerfüt
That was the case for years
actually it is probably less the case now than it was the last 10 years or so
actually it is probably less the case now than it was the last 10 years or so
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:49 pm to soccerfüt
Seems legit, though I wonder what the fake sunflower scrunchies mean for the UF players, which the entire team appears to wear... "Lick my a-hole"?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to soccerfüt
BRB going find pics of Bailey Landry to check for bows...
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to soccerfüt
I've had this confirmed by many directly involved with college sports.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to TheCaterpillar
Ive heard this about a woman wearing an anklet too...Not sure how valid it is.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to soccerfüt
Some of them put the bow in their hair and still want to scissor.
I'm still calculating that %
I'm still calculating that %
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to soccerfüt
Some clown had a thread a year or two ago about how he didn't want his daughter playing softball due to lesbo tendencies and got skewered for it. I think people commented on the fashion distinctions between the munchers and non-munchers.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to soccerfüt
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I was told today by a currently-enrolled college student that female collegiate softball players signal their heterosexuality by putting a ribbon or bow in their hair
I was told the same by a former player
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to soccerfüt
Um...no. Maybe the girly girls are the only ones who want to wear a ribbon in their hair? The theory seems pretty goofy to me. Who, exactly, are they signaling? The lesbian SB players so they leave them alone in the showers....? Which, is not a problem to begin with....That is crazy.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to teke184
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though I wonder what the fake sunflower scrunchies mean for the UF players, which the entire team appears to wear... "Lick my a-hole"?
I volunteer to test this theory.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
I was told by a swinger that swingers use pineapples as a sign to other swingers, most notably upside down pineapples in their shopping cart at the grocery store or regular pineapples on their front porch/windows.
No clue if it is true, but I've looked for them ever since and never seen one. Not to be a swinger, but just for the people watching fun.
Upon googling, I think it might be based in some truth.
Hilarious.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to soccerfüt
I heard if they wear a glove they want my dong
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to soccerfüt
I was surprised recently to learn that not everyone knew this.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:53 pm to soccerfüt
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I was told today by a currently-enrolled college student that female collegiate softball players signal their heterosexuality by putting a ribbon or bow in their hair.
That and you can spot the hormone therapy ones by the size of their Clitenis.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:53 pm to ksayetiger
Seconded, with their blonde star pitcher in mind.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:53 pm to danilo
My college roommate was dating a softball pitcher. She used to walk around in a t-shirt and panties. She was fine as hell.
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