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re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:32 pm to Shamoan
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:32 pm to Shamoan
I'm 70 and take a Viagra every day....I take a half in the morning so I won't piss on my shoes during the day....I take the other half before lights out so I won't roll out of bed during the night...
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:48 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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It does lead to some heavy bags of sand in the AM.
You don’t drink it?
Posted on 12/27/25 at 8:27 am to Shamoan
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Update: no sex. I thought the satin PJ’s would lead to BJ’s, but no dice.
Expectations, even if not communicated this time around, can often sound like a demand to some women. And she remembers.
I have learned that 1 + 1 does not equal 2 in a female's mind. Their thought process is entirely different.
This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 8:28 am
Posted on 12/28/25 at 8:14 am to ALrabbitKilla
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Try making dinner and fix her plate for her.
Not sure why it works so well, but I’m here for both ??
Got up this morning at 6:30. Made coffee. Around 7 I heard my wife get up and go to the bathroom. I brought her a cup of coffee. She said "Give me 15 minutes then come back."
BINGO!
Will try again on New Years Day.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 8:19 am to TulsaSooner78
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Got up this morning at 6:30. Made coffee. Around 7 I heard my wife get up and go to the bathroom. I brought her a cup of coffee. She said "Give me 15 minutes then come back."
I always wake up well before my wife. We have a code (I guess that’s what you could call it anyway) that when she wakes up she will either text “good morning”, meaning let’s drink coffee in bed, or she’ll text “hey”, which means it’s on.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 8:19 am to Shamoan
Yes, Christmas morning no less.
And again yesterday.
Happy Holidays!
And again yesterday.
Happy Holidays!
Posted on 12/28/25 at 8:33 am to riverdiver
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my 64 1/2 years of life experience I’ve never seen a woman get wet and turned on after getting floor mats.
Depends, were they Weathertech?
Posted on 12/28/25 at 10:24 am to fr33manator
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Santa comes down her chimney tonight
You must have heard this song.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 10:26 am to Havoc
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She doesn’t pump
I thought you were about to go with “spray away baby”
Posted on 12/28/25 at 10:43 am to TulsaSooner78
quote:Sex immediately after her drinking a cup of coffee?
Got up this morning at 6:30. Made coffee. Around 7 I heard my wife get up and go to the bathroom. I brought her a cup of coffee. She said "Give me 15 minutes then come back."
BINGO!
Not my ideal situation. I’d hear it sloshing about, too much movement fiddin’ ta happen.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 1:45 pm to Shamoan
Not in the last 6 Christmas's at the Nytrobud house it aint. I did get her a pair of these as a hint though. Next year a good ole sloppy Christmas eve blow job is all Im asking for
This post was edited on 12/28/25 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 12/28/25 at 2:03 pm to Havoc
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Yes, but you should always attack when the opportunity presents itself. Sometimes you have to stop what you’re doing when it hits her. If you say “give me a few” that “few” could be next week.
quote:That I didn’t seize the opportunity and the cycle started the next morning.
I have no idea what this means.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 4:14 pm to Shamoan
She is still harboring resentment from something you did in March. No pole time bro.
Posted on 12/28/25 at 4:18 pm to soccerfüt
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Sex immediately after her drinking a cup of coffee?
meaning she just took a massive dump
Posted on 12/28/25 at 4:49 pm to Shamoan
I had some great Christmas day sex.
Sucks to suck. But it is absolutely amazing to get sucked.
Sucks to suck. But it is absolutely amazing to get sucked.
Posted on 1/5/26 at 7:24 am to TulsaSooner78
Atta boy! LOL
Ride this wave as far as it’ll take ya. Because just like everything else, she’ll get used to it. Start expecting it without giving back. But they are way more sensitive to changes than we are. She wakes up one morning and there’s no coffee, she’ll know how to start it back up.
Ride this wave as far as it’ll take ya. Because just like everything else, she’ll get used to it. Start expecting it without giving back. But they are way more sensitive to changes than we are. She wakes up one morning and there’s no coffee, she’ll know how to start it back up.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 5:53 am to ALrabbitKilla
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Atta boy! LOL
Ride this wave as far as it’ll take ya. Because just like everything else, she’ll get used to it. Start expecting it without giving back. But they are way more sensitive to changes than we are. She wakes up one morning and there’s no coffee, she’ll know how to start it back up.
Actually, we both recently retired, so now every day is Saturday. The frequency of love making has increased.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 6:19 am to Shamoan
A healthy sex life should be what the couple gives to each other.
Anything transactional is a step away from goodness, IMHO.
Anything transactional is a step away from goodness, IMHO.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:41 am to white perch
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I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.
Dammit. That was the only time I had available. Guess I'll wait until next week.
Posted on 1/6/26 at 8:42 am to gladchiefisgone
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I'm 70 and take a Viagra every day....I take a half in the morning so I won't piss on my shoes during the day....I take the other half before lights out so I won't roll out of bed during the night...
I read that in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.
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