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re: Sex on a first date

Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

Y'all are so sad just dying to believe the worst about me. I didn't have sex with all those guys

Whatever. I'm sorry yall can't have a little fun. What a bunch of uptight no blow job getting losers


Post more. Don't go to sleep yet.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

What a bunch of uptight no blow job getting losers


How bout I take you to Chili's and you can remedy that situation in the parking lot after dinner?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77208 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:49 pm to
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How bout I take you to Chili's and you can remedy that situation in the parking lot after dinner?


Are you fine? Is your shirt wrinkled? Will you call me?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23240 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:49 pm to
Did you offer or did he ask?

Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

quote: How bout I take you to Chili's and you can remedy that situation in the parking lot after dinner?


frick that I will take her too outback and PIIHB!!
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Of course it's ok to have a mouth full of skeet skeet from a man you barely know.
especially with ebola floating around texas.
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4286 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:52 pm to
Is Paige the new Alexa? How do they compare and contrast?
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

outback

quote:

PIIHB


ISWYDT

Make that anus look like a bloomin onion!
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9247 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:53 pm to
Paige: what do you do for a living?

Guy: I'm a financial advisor.

Paige: Really? What does your portfolio look like?

Guy: well, let me whip it out and just show you.

Paige: looks good to me, slurp slurp
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:54 pm to
"Slurp, slurp" made me lose my shite
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 10:56 pm to
Reading/ hearing about this breaks my heart Paige

Can you not post your sexual exploits anymore on here? It hurts my heart
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

Is Paige the new Alexa?

More of an Alexa/Piccolo amalgamation.

quote:

How do they compare and contrast?

Older, but more entertaining.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134530 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:36 pm to
Someone is going to go Jack the Ripper on your whore self one day.

You are pathetic. Your looks are fading fast so the only thing you have going for you is that you are an easy lay.
Posted by Zee Nuts
Member since Dec 2010
1605 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

Someone is going to go Jack the Ripper on your whore self one da


He mad
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

You are pathetic. Your looks are fading fast so the only thing you have going for you is that you are an easy lay.



ouch dude
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134530 posts
Posted on 10/21/14 at 11:48 pm to
No, I just think it's pathetic. And the older she gets and more desperate the worse it will become
Posted by Zee Nuts
Member since Dec 2010
1605 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 12:16 am to
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No, I just think it's pathetic. And the older she gets and more desperate the worse it will become



And the more she will post on TD, which in turn is great for everyone.

It is win/win
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 1:20 am to
This. fricking. Thread.

Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27482 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 1:56 am to
Just read this whole thread. And I was not disappointed.

Paige, I don't know what to say. Remarkable posting here.

Also, to be fair, maybe this guy really was a solid OT 10. The OT has really eliminated that option. But most of us would do unspeakable things on a first date with an OT 10.
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 2:02 am
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 8:49 am to
quote:

It's a fricking blow job. You people are seriously pathetic




Dam Paige, I always though you were a cat licker.


How you feel about fricking fine old men?
















































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