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re: Sex education website for seven-year-olds teaches advanced positions

Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:23 pm to


Yeah, I want a concussion.
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:26 pm to
Teachers want them experienced by the time they get to middle school.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71193 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:26 pm to
Who has tried the earth worm?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:30 pm to
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Who has tried the earth worm?
only on a water bed
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:48 pm to
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not so much luck on that front, La'Evil?


Nope
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40387 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 5:55 pm to
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The hummingbird technique is explained as: ‘Make with your tongue rapid “flappy” movements over the penis, just like the wings of a hummingbird. 


FML. My wife doesn't do anything that would resemble "flappy". I am being short changed.

Now gargling, well that's another story.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71193 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:00 pm to
Tell her she should learn this technique, its whats in today
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:01 pm to
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Why are they showing a black man giving oral sex?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
9147 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:20 pm to
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The ‘G-spot technique’: It has been recommended in the Youth Guide which is distributed in primary schools


This is also called the Bigfoot technique because like Bigfoot, you’re pretty sure the G-spot exists, but it would make front page news if you found it on the first try and people have made millions claiming they have a sure-fire way of locating it on demand.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:21 pm to
My wife doesn't even know these.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:22 pm to
I'm going to show you the proper way to put on a condom. First of all you remove the condom from its package. Then you find which way the condom rolls out. Put it in your mouth... And apply.



And it's as simple as that. Any questions?
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
9147 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:26 pm to
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Sex education website for seven-year-olds teaches advanced positions by teke184


“OK, children, let’s go over the positions we learned today.


“Hot Carl...good. Missionary, a little boring but tried and true. Filthy Sanchez, always a crowd pleaser.”
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:27 pm to
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My wife doesn't even know these.
Yes, she does.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71193 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:39 pm to


She knows this back in the day

Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:42 pm to
I don't like how it shows all the guys with their shirts off. Most guys usually leave them on, right fellas?
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 6:45 pm to
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Flemish Minister for Culture and Youth Sven Gatz disagreed and said that those opposed show ‘a new kind of prudishness’.




Found the pedophile.
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
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Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103914 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:31 pm to
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quote:
The hummingbird technique is explained as: ‘Make with your tongue rapid “flappy” movements over the penis, just like the wings of a hummingbird. You can apply this technique everywhere, from the testicles to the tip of the penis.’



Solid advice
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4615 posts
Posted on 10/25/17 at 8:43 pm to
I leave my pants on too, just undo the zipper.
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