Selling chocolate from school.

You buy the box when the kid takes it home.

I remember selling chocolate in school...

Until I outsold the band
ETA:

The club I was in asked to sell candy to raise money, but were told we couldn’t because the band was selling candy.


So the grocer I worked at was selling candy bars 4 for a dollar. I bought everything they had.
I sold it under the radar from a separate backpack.
I sold it before school, in the halls, everywhere the market of the band couldn’t touch.

I sold out in 2 days. Bought a sam’s club membership. Had more variety than the damn concession stand,

I was moving 600 units a day before 6th period. I sold to teachers. I sold to the Vice principal. I sold to the office.

I was the candy man. I ran that shite.

It was pure money coming in until some little bitch tried to copy my style and got caught, then ratted me out.

Is this another thread about that hooker that robbed the 80 year old man twice?

The damnedest was when the day came for you to bring the money collected from selling chocolate to school and there was always 1 or 2 kids who had eaten all the candy bars themselves and without collecting any money.

My kids school does raffle tickets, I have to buy them then if I choose to sell them I get my money back. I don’t resell them, I just treat it as a tuition increase. Now my daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies and people actively hunt me down to buy those.

You shove that GD box at whoever gave it to your daughter and tell them to go frick them selves, right in front if your daughter, to set rules!

Go to the council meeting next week

I use to move $100 worth every day at work, but I worked in a fabrication yard with quite a few Hispanucs and they ate the shite out of them. One dude bought $100 worth to give out for Halloween.

Sure thing baw. Meet me at piggly wiggly.

I remember thinking the World's Finest Chocolate that they made us sell was super delicious. Was that just because I was a kid that didn't know good chocolate, or was it actually pretty good?