re: Secret Santa ideas, $15 limit

A line of cocaine

I've used this one a few times and it's always a hit.

Just take a picture of yourself in some sexy or sophisticated way, like a Hollywood head shot. Print that fricker out at CVS as an 8x10, buy a frame, sign it with some corny message like "Follow your dreams!" and your signature. You can never go wrong getting it printed in black and white...really classes things up.

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Some lottery scratch-offs that have already been scratched-off. Tell them that you would have bought them something nicer with the winnings.


Or sneak in one of those fake scratch offs that is a $10.000 winner.

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I did this one year and it worked to perfection. I roughed up the edges of the fake lottery ticket to make it fit in with the others. She started scratching the tickets and hit $5000 on the fake ticket. I was laughing so hard, the lady was excited and all of our coworkers were so excited for her. Then it took a turn for the worst. One of the ladies said she could pay off her new car and she began crying tears of joy. They started reading the back of the ticket and the look of disappointment set in when she learned she had to redeem it with the tooth fairy. I felt like a real a-hole for doing this because she really could have used the money.

-6 pack of fancy beer
-Bottle of wine
-Candle
-Picture Frame
-Wine glasses
-Umbrella
-Folding chair w/bag
-Small tool or first aid kit for car
-Grill utensils
-One nice kitchen utensil like Vidalia chop wizard or bottle opener.
-coffee table book like Guinness world records or Wonders of the World.
-fuzzy blanket
-head lamp for working on car or jogging
-Amazon gift card

Can't believe you didn't last large tob of Vaseline... disappointing

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Can't believe you didn't last large tob of Vaseline... disappointing

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Wet Platinum is more than $15!


Just kidding. It's $9.99 at Walmart. Do it. Life changing.

Gift card. Tree fiddy.