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re: Secret Government Fallout Bunkers Revealed - see the "guest list"

Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:31 pm to
The fact we let those people breath this very minute is proof we aren't worthy of any bunkers.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:31 pm to
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top aides


Translation: hot young and fertile women.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94693 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:34 pm to
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Translation: hot young and fertile women.

so zero democrat interns
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20405 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:35 pm to
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I'm good with dying. Life after a nuclear war probably wouldn't be too enjoyable.


I disagree. I think my skill set would make things quite interesting. I can hunt, fish and survive in the wilderness. No more jobs, taxes or bullshite. Take what I need from wherever I find it. Might be more fun than the current day to day. I would miss LSU Football though.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:37 pm to
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nothing but businessmen, lawyers and bureaucrats, not a single person with an actual skill. Kinda glad I went be around to see that.


Theyd be begging for engineers, cooks, and janitors in about an hour
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:37 pm to
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Translation: hot young and fertile women


Further accelerating the breakdown of law and order in the bunker.

That bunker worker will only put up with being told to shine the Liberty Bell or rub Ruth Baeder Ginsburg's bunions while the Secretary of Commerce takes a hot press aide to Poundtown for so long before he decides it's just easier and more satisfying to kill him and become the Warlord of the Bunker, instead.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:37 pm to
There are remote places you can go do that now if you really think it would be more enjoyable. Just saying.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:38 pm to
its under the denver airport
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:39 pm to
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I can hunt, fish and survive in the wilderness.


Are you also radiation resistant?

And what wilderness after a few years of nuclear winter?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:42 pm to
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You would need people with skills and a whole lot of child bearing women to re-populate the country. 7,000 middle aged men won't do a whole lot of good.


You're underestimating what will be in the Mexico and Sweden bunkers.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23557 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:43 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24177 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:44 pm to
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The government also has plans to save the Constitution


Why wait?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71199 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:46 pm to
Are these bunkers at least equipped with lots of hookers and blow? I mean, otherwise it's going to be nothing but a bunch of old rich dudes in the apocalypse after money is made worthless and anything worth spending it on is destroyed.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:53 pm to
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Raven Rock Mountain, a secret bunker in Pennsylvania



so secret it has it's own wikipedia page
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:54 pm to
Only room for those officials invited and their...secretaries.

Choose wisely, gentlemen.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24864 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:55 pm to
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Who would want to survive in a world that only has politicians?


You're doing it right now, brother.

Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50845 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:58 pm to
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So nothing but businessmen, lawyers and bureaucrats, not a single person with an actual skill. Kinda glad I went be around to see that.


i would want to be, and will be, as far from that group of people as i can
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 12:58 pm to
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They have enough skill to be way richer than you.


Which is the truest skill of them all....
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 1:00 pm to
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watched that asteroid movie with morgan freeman


That was a comet, you fricking moron. The asteroid was the Aerosmith one.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71840 posts
Posted on 6/27/17 at 1:01 pm to
The only bad thing about dying in that scenario is not being able to watch the inevitable shite show of saving only old white men and a few dried up women.

Who are they going to lie to and swindle when they are the only ones left? How do unskilled leaches survive when there is nothing but unskilled leaches left? 7,000 would be down to zero in about 6 months.
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