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Scottish man with bionic penis inundated with date offers
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:06 pm
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Mohammed Abad received the £70,000 prosthetic replacement after suffering for decades when his manhood was damaged in a car crash in the 70s.
The 44-year-old, from Costorphine, told a national newspaper that since his operation he has received 50 messages from women who want to sleep with him.
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In 2015, after three years of painstaking surgery by doctors at University College London, his eight-inch “bionic” penis was constructed using skin and tendons taken from his arm.
Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his testicles.
8 inches
I wonder where the water comes from and where does it go when you're done? Sadly, Mr. Abad works too hard to be romping around Brave New World style.
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Mr Abad continued: “It’s not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:11 pm to colorchangintiger
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8 inches
Why not go big if you're getting a fake one?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:11 pm to colorchangintiger
Please tell me that the doctors had the vision to have it make that synth sound effect like the Six Million Dollar Man.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:12 pm to colorchangintiger
I think he should reconsider his profession.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:14 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:Mother fricking THIS
Please tell me that the doctors had the vision to have it make that synth sound effect like the Six Million Dollar Man.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:17 pm to colorchangintiger
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Mr Abad continued: “It’s not that I don’t want to (have sex) and I get offers but I have been so busy with work. I work 14-hour shifts every day and by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
Baw has to work! I wonder how much his penis payment is?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:18 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:
Please tell me that the doctors had the vision to have it make that synth sound effect like the Six Million Dollar Man.
LINK
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:19 pm to colorchangintiger
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:23 pm to DarthTiger
quote:. You better be a chick.
DarthTiger
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:29 pm to OldSouth
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:35 pm to colorchangintiger
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I’m just too tired for sex.”
just push the button and lay back, let her do the work.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:35 pm to colorchangintiger
Does he have any feeling in it?? I mean, I get not being able to shoot, but can he feel anything??
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:35 pm to colorchangintiger
Does he feel pleasure with that thing or is it just for show?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:37 pm to colorchangintiger
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I wonder where the water comes from and where does it go when you're done?
On her back.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:37 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
Cuz if he can get some pleasure from it, I might just look into that... quit my job, and pound my life away
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:39 pm to colorchangintiger
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Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his testicles.
Go Go Gadget Penis!
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:41 pm to colorchangintiger
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by the time I get home I’m just too tired for sex.”
it's confirmed...mr. abad is actually a woman.
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:42 pm to colorchangintiger
The most interesting thing about this article is not that a Scottish man has an eight inch prosthetic tool.
It is that there is a Scottish man named Mohammed Abad.
It is that there is a Scottish man named Mohammed Abad.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:46 pm to colorchangintiger
Having a toggle switch mounted under your nut sack beats the no sex at all I guess. 
Posted on 12/5/16 at 3:48 pm to HogBalls
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