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Scenes from a kitchen table
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:39 pm
Her: I have a problem. Should I do A or B?
Me: you should do A.
Her: I can't do A because reasons.
Me: Okay, do B.
Her: I can't do B because reasons. Why won't you help me decide?
Me: FML.
Me: you should do A.
Her: I can't do A because reasons.
Me: Okay, do B.
Her: I can't do B because reasons. Why won't you help me decide?
Me: FML.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:41 pm to Jim Rockford
Subtle I have a woman in my house brag
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:42 pm to Jim Rockford
How did you not see that the answer is C: "I'll take care of A and B"?
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:44 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Me: FML.
quote:
Jim Rockford
Pours one out for the homie gif.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:46 pm to MugMan
quote:This guy fricks.
How did you not see that the answer is C: "I'll take care of A and B"?
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:54 pm to Jim Rockford
Your first woman?
You think she wants an actual answer? Let her vent and pray that god has mercy on your soul, or that you have a decent bourbon in the house
You think she wants an actual answer? Let her vent and pray that god has mercy on your soul, or that you have a decent bourbon in the house
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:58 pm to Jim Rockford
Answer: Make a list of pros and cons for each.
Weigh each of them (positive & negative), total positive aggregate score wins.
Good luck on your decision.
PS: Prepare me a sammich before you get involved doing all that ciphering.
Weigh each of them (positive & negative), total positive aggregate score wins.
Good luck on your decision.
PS: Prepare me a sammich before you get involved doing all that ciphering.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:59 pm to Jim Rockford
Time to drop the hammer on that monkey, baw.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:01 pm to Jim Rockford
Every day at my house.
Me... Hey you want A or B?
Her... Yes
Me... Hey you want A or B?
Her... Yes
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:06 pm to SG_Geaux
Her: You can choose where we go out.
Me: Ok let’s go here.
Her: I’m not really wanting that type of food.
Repeat three more times.
Every week.
Me: Ok let’s go here.
Her: I’m not really wanting that type of food.
Repeat three more times.
Every week.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:07 pm to MrJimBeam
quote:Control tactics.
Her: You can choose where we go out. Me: Ok let’s go here. Her: I’m not really wanting that type of food. Repeat three more times. Every week.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:35 pm to Jim Rockford
My wife called me one day.
Wife: Hi BFC. I want to cook whatever you would like tonight.
BFC: Great. I would like some shrimp stew.
Wife: I was thinking chicken stew.
BFC : Sounds good. I like that.
Wife : What’s wrong you don’t like my shrimp stew ?
BFC : No I like both. Whatever you want is fine by me.
Wife: That’s our problem BFC , you can never make up your mind.
Wife: Hi BFC. I want to cook whatever you would like tonight.
BFC: Great. I would like some shrimp stew.
Wife: I was thinking chicken stew.
BFC : Sounds good. I like that.
Wife : What’s wrong you don’t like my shrimp stew ?
BFC : No I like both. Whatever you want is fine by me.
Wife: That’s our problem BFC , you can never make up your mind.
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:39 pm to Jim Rockford
But does she have a nose ring?
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:41 pm to Jim Rockford
You thinking she actually wants an answer was your downfall.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:59 pm to Bigfishchoupique
quote:
My wife called me one day. Wife: Hi BFC. I want to cook whatever you would like tonight. BFC: Great. I would like some shrimp stew. Wife: I was thinking chicken stew. BFC : Sounds good. I like that. Wife : What’s wrong you don’t like my shrimp stew ? BFC : No I like both. Whatever you want is fine by me. Wife: That’s our problem BFC , you can never make up your mind.
You caved to her when she said she would cook whatever you want. Stick with your first choice. Women want men to be decisive
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:52 pm to Jim Rockford
Dude you’re Jim Rockford. Either pimp hand her or hit it and quit it.
Posted on 2/13/23 at 11:20 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
Her: I have a problem. Blah blah blah blah blah…
Me: Here’s how you fix that…
Her: I don’t want your help I just want you to listen!!!
Posted on 2/13/23 at 11:41 pm to Jim Rockford
Man, get in your Formula Firebird and drive down by the beach.
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:56 am to auggie
There are three ways to life:
The Easy Way
The Hard Way
The Dumb Way Third choices exist...choose C
The Easy Way
The Hard Way
The Dumb Way Third choices exist...choose C
Posted on 2/14/23 at 3:18 am to Jim Rockford
It’s not about the nail, baw.
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