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Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:39 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:39 pm
Her: I have a problem. Should I do A or B?

Me: you should do A.

Her: I can't do A because reasons.

Me: Okay, do B.

Her: I can't do B because reasons. Why won't you help me decide?

Me: FML.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32547 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:41 pm to
Subtle I have a woman in my house brag
Posted by MugMan
Member since Dec 2022
442 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:42 pm to
How did you not see that the answer is C: "I'll take care of A and B"?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

Me: FML.


quote:

Jim Rockford


Pours one out for the homie gif.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35408 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

How did you not see that the answer is C: "I'll take care of A and B"?
This guy fricks.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60608 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:54 pm to
Your first woman?

You think she wants an actual answer? Let her vent and pray that god has mercy on your soul, or that you have a decent bourbon in the house
This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:01 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:58 pm to
Answer: Make a list of pros and cons for each.

Weigh each of them (positive & negative), total positive aggregate score wins.

Good luck on your decision.

PS: Prepare me a sammich before you get involved doing all that ciphering.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13900 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 6:59 pm to
Time to drop the hammer on that monkey, baw.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77982 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:01 pm to
Every day at my house.

Me... Hey you want A or B?

Her... Yes
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12306 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:06 pm to
Her: You can choose where we go out.

Me: Ok let’s go here.

Her: I’m not really wanting that type of food.


Repeat three more times.

Every week.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13900 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Her: You can choose where we go out. Me: Ok let’s go here. Her: I’m not really wanting that type of food. Repeat three more times. Every week.
Control tactics.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8387 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:35 pm to
My wife called me one day.

Wife: Hi BFC. I want to cook whatever you would like tonight.

BFC: Great. I would like some shrimp stew.

Wife: I was thinking chicken stew.

BFC : Sounds good. I like that.

Wife : What’s wrong you don’t like my shrimp stew ?

BFC : No I like both. Whatever you want is fine by me.

Wife: That’s our problem BFC , you can never make up your mind.





This post was edited on 2/13/23 at 7:36 pm
Posted by jennBN
Member since Jun 2010
3151 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:39 pm to
But does she have a nose ring?

Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54098 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:41 pm to
You thinking she actually wants an answer was your downfall.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90629 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

My wife called me one day. Wife: Hi BFC. I want to cook whatever you would like tonight. BFC: Great. I would like some shrimp stew. Wife: I was thinking chicken stew. BFC : Sounds good. I like that. Wife : What’s wrong you don’t like my shrimp stew ? BFC : No I like both. Whatever you want is fine by me. Wife: That’s our problem BFC , you can never make up your mind.


You caved to her when she said she would cook whatever you want. Stick with your first choice. Women want men to be decisive
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4788 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 9:52 pm to
Dude you’re Jim Rockford. Either pimp hand her or hit it and quit it.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27262 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Her: I have a problem. Blah blah blah blah blah…

Me: Here’s how you fix that…

Her: I don’t want your help I just want you to listen!!!
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27980 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 11:41 pm to
Man, get in your Formula Firebird and drive down by the beach.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4993 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 2:56 am to
There are three ways to life:
The Easy Way
The Hard Way
The Dumb Way Third choices exist...choose C

Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 3:18 am to
It’s not about the nail, baw.
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