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Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17530 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:54 pm to
Mother would say If if was driving a truck, I'd run into them, right after somebody pulled out in front of her driving.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21432 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:57 pm to
If you had a brain you would play with it

My mom
Posted by miketiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
1714 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:15 pm to
Mom I am going to tear you limb from limb.

Posted by Stevo
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2004
12337 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:19 pm to
Snow is a-hole deep to a tall Indian.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:27 pm to
Dad: When something or someone doesn't serve a purpose, "useless as tits on a boar"

When it was cold, "it'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey outside"
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Snow is a-hole deep to a tall Indian.



My Dad would say ball deep to a 7' African American man. Full disclosure, he didn't say AA man.
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
8179 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 3:28 pm to
dad: "You want something to cry about?"

"don't make me tell you again"
Posted by jpcajun
Member since Nov 2010
1391 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:08 pm to
Your mom is nasty!
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
17247 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:08 pm to
Dont know if its mentioned above but their sayings were SHUT THE DOOR and TURN OFF THE LIGHT .... Nothing else stands out to me or that I can remember
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 4:10 pm
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21195 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:13 pm to
Better not waste that food boy. Kids are starving in Ethiopia and they’d love to have that food.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:17 pm to
My Dad was constantly saying, "Dammit, Boy!" at me for one thing or another. The irony was that every coach I ever had called me son...so from them I'd get, "Dammit, Son!"
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1750 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:22 pm to
Hard head totes a sore tail!

You couldn't find your arse with two hands in the dark!
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22889 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:24 pm to
Make the world safe for democracy and unsafe for Democrats.
Posted by NEOJoe
Member since Dec 2021
817 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:25 pm to
“Honesty is always the best policy.” My dad would say this whenever I had to have a difficult or uncomfortable conversation.

“There’s no such thing as can’t.” My mom, and my grandpa also said it a lot.

The best advice you can give children imo is to remind them that life isn’t fair.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56519 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:37 pm to
Not quite a saying, but these sentences from my father have always stuck with me.

Around 21 or 22, when asked what I wanted for Christmas, I requested tickets to a Widespread Panic show on New Year's Eve.

Pop: "Tickets? Who is the other one for?"
"My lady friend."
"Son, if she is your frick buddy, call her your frick buddy. If she is your girlfriend, call her your girlfriend. Saying she is your lady friend sounds like y'all met in a goddamn nursing home."
"....she's my girlfriend."
"Good. Hope y'all have a fun time."
Posted by Gatiger1955
Warner Robins Ga
Member since Aug 2019
39 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:56 pm to
If I said I couldn’t find something, Dad would say, If was stuck up your arse you’d know where it was.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20718 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

Sayings your Mom or dad would use…


Grandma- Well shite fire and spare matches!

Grandpa- If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his arse!

Dad- If you're writing a book...leave that chapter out!

Mom- Bad words bad words!!!
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 5:10 pm
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13395 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:15 pm to
“Child abuse? I’ll child abuse your arse” right before the log met the cheek.
Posted by ldts
Member since Aug 2015
2860 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:28 pm to
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Moms response to me every time I started a sentence with “I want…”

“People in hell want ice water.”





My mama's rebuttal to "I want" was "well your wants won't hurt you"

She'd also always say "an idle mind is the devil's playground." If you said you were bored she'd tell you to find something to do or she'd find something for you.
Posted by Goldbondage
Member since Mar 2020
743 posts
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:28 pm to
Boy, quit actin’ like yo momma.

Who’s fricking this horse? You just hold the tail.

I’d rather be lucky than good.
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