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Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:00 pm to Liberator
Boy you’d tear up an anvil.
shite fire and save matches!
shite fire and save matches!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:04 pm to footswitch
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:06 pm to Mainieri Fan
My number 1 dadism to my kids
You could frick up a ball bearing with a rubber hammer
You could frick up a ball bearing with a rubber hammer
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:06 pm to QJenk
quote:Vaguely familiar...
Dad: "quit crying before I give you something to cry about"
Me: *Still crying*
Dad: *whoops me again*
Me: *Cries harder*
Rinse, repeat.
The old man called folks "Ay-bee" when he was perturbed with them, not angry just exasperated.
The next stop from Aybee was a minefield I tried to avoid.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:20 pm to thekid
Dad - Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side of the fence… but maybe that’s because you’re not over there fricking it up.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:24 pm to hollowpoint
When my Dad wanted me to run and do something he would say “ take off like Lindbergh”. I didn’t know who that was at the time, but I ran anyway.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:35 pm to thekid
"It's colder than a witch's titty wearing a brass brazier!" - Mom
"God only helps those who help themselves." - Mom
"Remember, it doesn't have to be right if it fits." - Dad (literally any home project we worked on together)
"God only helps those who help themselves." - Mom
"Remember, it doesn't have to be right if it fits." - Dad (literally any home project we worked on together)
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:41 pm to buzwa
Quick is slow, smooth is fast.
The loudest one in the room is the weakest.
The loudest one in the room is the weakest.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:46 pm to thekid
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This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:52 pm to thekid
My dad when arguing about directions on which route to take
Me: It will take less time if we went this took X highway
Dad: no it isn't
Me: Yes it is
Dad: not as the crow flies.
We aren't birds or flying, but He always says this.
He also says God Damn it anyhow. I never understood that.
Me: It will take less time if we went this took X highway
Dad: no it isn't
Me: Yes it is
Dad: not as the crow flies.
We aren't birds or flying, but He always says this.
He also says God Damn it anyhow. I never understood that.
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:53 pm to thekid
Dad...If you're not in bed by 11:00 just come on home.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:54 pm to thekid
"You're so full of shite your eyes are turning brown" (I have blue eyes)
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:57 pm to thekid
Mom to me and my brother in High school:
"Their ain't nothing open after midnight but legs and ER's"
Our response:
"We know Mom, that's why we don't leave the house till 11:30"
"Their ain't nothing open after midnight but legs and ER's"
Our response:
"We know Mom, that's why we don't leave the house till 11:30"
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:01 pm to Sea Hoss
Boy you could tear up a brass Billy goat.
When someone asked where we were going. “Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich “
If he saw someone really fast. “ that boys faster than sauce through a widow woman’”
When we were hunting. “Boy you’re louder than a six legged horse”
Same situation “ boy you’re louder than a cow pissing on a flat rock”
“You don’t know what’s going on because the only thing you know for sure is your dicks so hard a cat can’t scratch it”.
When someone asked where we were going. “Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich “
If he saw someone really fast. “ that boys faster than sauce through a widow woman’”
When we were hunting. “Boy you’re louder than a six legged horse”
Same situation “ boy you’re louder than a cow pissing on a flat rock”
“You don’t know what’s going on because the only thing you know for sure is your dicks so hard a cat can’t scratch it”.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:10 pm to thekid
Dad:
I said shite, and you came sliding in.
You look like you were shot at and missed and shite at and hit.
Did you get the license # of that truck?
I said shite, and you came sliding in.
You look like you were shot at and missed and shite at and hit.
Did you get the license # of that truck?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:12 pm to thekid
Dry it up
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:13 pm to Mainieri Fan
Mine was "you could tear up a locomotive with a bouncy ball"
Posted on 1/10/22 at 2:17 pm to thekid
Don't worry about the horse, just load the wagon.
After hitting a corner with my toe "When did you first notice it"
After hitting a corner with my toe "When did you first notice it"
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