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re: Say we start a Tigerdroppings theme park, since Disney has gone full woke/pedo

Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:27 am to
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168941 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:27 am to
I say, Mortimer will have several refreshment stands arranged throughout the grounds with a wide variety of delicacies ranging from salmon puffs to foie gras
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:27 am to
It’s a Chicken-themed park. You left mine out baw
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56294 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:28 am to
Nymeria can be the mascot!

Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2048 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:29 am to
You forgot:

-White Flight, think Soarin' but with nothing but NOLA footage.

-Escape from Destroya Mountain - Harry Potter-esque dark ride

-Teedy's Revenge - a sequel ride to the above.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16167 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:29 am to
Ice cream machines better work.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19588 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:29 am to
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Sonic kiosks all over the park


Make sure they are designated as “knuckle check stations” on the park map
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58720 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:30 am to
quote:

OweO

I thought you said this wouldn’t be woke/pedo
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23190 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:30 am to
Club Bella Noche for adult nightlife
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6473 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:30 am to
Politics Board themed carnival games with Prizes like "genderbread" dolls, Pelosi voodoo dolls, Trump toupee wigs, stuffed manbear pigs, etc...
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154293 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:31 am to
quote:

Allison Collins Band will be the house band in the IWHI Ampitheater
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:31 am to
Cajun Navy themed 'Splash Mountain'
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71010 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:31 am to
We could have a “trashy” themed shop that sells cargo shorts and all kinds of other things.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23102 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:32 am to
Popeyes Buffet included with admission.

Bring your own booze.

White F250 stuck on the LSU Lakes Beach.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120266 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:32 am to
quote:

I thought you said this wouldn’t be woke/pedo


Im a woke pedo?
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32113 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:32 am to
We also need a boxing ring and the fighters always need to be either people who like Whataburger vs people who like In-N-Out.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133485 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Fr33's poetry corner


I want Oompa Loompa style dwarfs roaming around the park singing insults.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dat,
You couldn’t fit because you’re too fat,
Oompa Loompa loopity leat,
You’re massive butt wouldn’t go in the seat!

You look like you’ve been filled up with air,
Butt in the front and stupid pink hair,
Though you belong where the Buffalo Roam,
Don’t cry cause some guy, will still take you home!

This post was edited on 3/30/22 at 10:35 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58720 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Im a woke pedo?


possibly woke

Not sure about the pedo


ETA: an interactive ride where you have to drive off before you are carjacked …
This post was edited on 3/30/22 at 10:36 am
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2048 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:36 am to
quote:

LSU Coyote



Pump the brakes. If there's any mascot, it's BawPaw.
Posted by Big Bill
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2015
1608 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:36 am to
Wack a mole game featuring Bob Mann pic in place of the mole. At $3.50 per attempt
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1536 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:36 am to
And when it gets so popular that it is too crowded to move through the park quickly they will pay $3.5MM to do a study on building a loop around the perimeter so it will be easier to get from one ride to another.
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