Saturday Powerball at 400 Million

If they paid out for not getting a single number I’d be making bank. They got this all wrong….

I’ve played about 400 million numbers and haven’t won shite so I’m due!

I would buy a home in a cooler climate, (not cold) and a few toys. I would only go aboot 2-5 acres.

I would set up a bad arse scholly fund, not based on need, but on merit. I would help people in need who are trying to help themselves.

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Me? Hookers and cocaine!!

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Good for you, baw. I am too old for all that shite.

I used to think I would buy a house in a lot of places I liked to visit. I would just get the Presidential suite at the local Hyatt.

But for you, congrats on the new nose, and STD's.

I would purchase but I’m old & no longer know how to ask for the right thing.

Don’t I have to ask for a powerball ticket with a jackpot express option along with a #3 on the side now a days?

I don’t like it since they reduced the small prizes for getting 2-3 numbers and increased the amount of numbers to choose from in order to get bigger jackpots.

Used to be you’d get 50k for 4 matches plus PB now it’s 10k. You’d get 1k for 4 matches now it’s 100, 100 for 3 plus PB now it’s 10 bucks.

Used to be if I bought a 10 dollar ticket all I needed was 2 numbers plus PB to break even. It made it more exciting when lower prizes were decent. Now you need 5 matches to get anything worth shite and it’s just not as fun

according PB website it's still 50k for 4 + PB and 3 + PB is still $100

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Not paying the "I suck at math" tax.

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Someone will win it. Someone always does. Everyone that's won it has had a ticket. Tickets are 2-3 dollars. Cool comment though.