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Santa robbing bank in Memphis
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:23 am
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:23 am
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Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:23 am to Cosmo
Good. Maybe I'll get what I asked for this year now.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:25 am to Cosmo
Goddam white people....
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:25 am to Cosmo
At least he's in the Christmas spirit
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:26 am to Cosmo
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Once inside, he handed candy canes to several customers and employees, wishing them a Merry Christmas.
Buttering everyone up before the take
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:31 am to Cosmo
I knew that jolly fat arse and his elves didn't build every single toy.. He did an assessment to see how much he had to go buy, his budget is smaller than previous years so he had to get the money any way he could.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:33 am to Whoopdedo_LSU
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Once inside, he handed candy canes to several customers and employees, wishing them a Merry Christmas
He never should have been allowed inside the bank with that mask on. The employees didn't follow proper procedure by letting that man walk around the branch in a mask.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:33 am to boxcarbarney
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The employees didn't follow proper procedure by letting that man walk around the branch in a mask.
But it was Santa.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:34 am to Cosmo
It's expensive paying all those fricking elves with the new minimum wage.
Thanks Obama
Thanks Obama
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:35 am to Cosmo
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:37 am to Cosmo
What a dark time to be a mall santa, you know the police are eyeing you as a suspect to this crime now.
Look, we have 15 witnesses all saying he looked exactly like you, how do you explain that?!?!?
Look, we have 15 witnesses all saying he looked exactly like you, how do you explain that?!?!?
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:40 am to Cosmo
That's what Santa does. He steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:44 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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That's what Santa does. He steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
You idiot, that's not Santa, it's Peter Pan.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:51 am to Cosmo
He's gotta pay for that shite somehow.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:52 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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That's what Santa does. He steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 9:55 am to Cosmo
Holy shite that mask. Even with a gun pointed at me i don't know if i could keep from laughing my arse off.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:02 am to Cosmo
I hope that poor employee got an extra candy cane.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:06 am to Cosmo
That's not the real Santa.
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:10 am to Freezus22
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The suspect exited the bank and headed eastbound on Raines Road.
Was Santa in his sleigh
Posted on 12/23/16 at 10:30 am to Cosmo
White face
Black hands
Hmmm
Black hands
Hmmm
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