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re: San Fran "Poop Patrol" employees each earn $184K per year

Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:34 pm to
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:35 pm to
So which would you pick?

SF or Chicago?

Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
27584 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:36 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48543 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:36 pm to
I'd rather live in SF assuming income wasn't an issue.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19505 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:39 pm to
You want me to locate, scoop, clean human feces in the direct sunlight of summer wearing a uniform for only $40k-$60k? frick that I want 6 figures homie.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30020 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:42 pm to
thats not even enough people to pick up this mornings deposits alone

and that job is so disgusting with such a high, almost certain guaranty you will get sick, and more then likely pick up diseases from and infect your whole family with, even double that salary is questionably too low.
This post was edited on 6/21/19 at 4:44 pm
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49286 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:43 pm to
We're missing the pic of the guy watching the homeless dude take a shite while he eats his 40 dollar cheeseburger.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10415 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

7500 homeless in San Fran? Yeah right 

they took 28k shits in 3 months 


If those numbers are right, that's less than 4 turds a person over a 3 month period. Maybe constipation is the real issue here.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 4:46 pm to
Sign me up...I'll do it for 120k a year.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30108 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 5:26 pm to


Inspector Callahan would clean the streets up.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:02 pm to
Start feeding them food with ELC antifreeze. You can get rid of both the bums and cats in one swoop
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

You want me to locate, scoop, clean human feces in the direct sunlight of summer wearing a uniform for only $40k-$60k? frick that I want 6 figures homie.


You damn skippy.

I wouldn’t clean my own piles up for $40-$60k/year much less some crusty arse bum’s mule shite.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112329 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:09 pm to
Do what you love and the money will follow
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68620 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

184k/year in SF won't go as far as people think. Especially not for collecting shite all day


Bs. My buddy teaches out there and doesn't even sniff that. He's doing just fine.
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5276 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:26 pm to
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I Bleed Garnet


We get it, bro. You're a ignorant redneck hillbilly and you've never left your trailer park.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56288 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Hours must be nice.
i am hearing they shite round the clock
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:35 pm to
After a few years, they’ll be filing WC claims, alleging PTSD
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58012 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:44 pm to
"What can brown do for you!"
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56288 posts
Posted on 6/21/19 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

they’ll be filing WC claims, alleging PTSD
after years of homeless shite. Can you imagine the gut rot?

I would approve every claim
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