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Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:13 pm to
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25239 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:13 pm to
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Only ones worse than the dick in charge of safety is an HR manager. those guys have no sense of humor and are pretty much paid to harass you.




wtf are you doing where you are getting harassed by both safety and HR managers?
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11697 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:14 pm to
Well I am the cool safety manager. I hate them top cops is what the good safety people called them.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 3:13 pm
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12444 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:16 pm to
I'm just talking about those HR guys in general. Every job I've had those guys suck
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:26 pm to
I went to a facility where the safety guy locked all of the med kits. His justification was that he wanted to know everything that required getting inside that white box. Problem was that we'd only see him maybe once a day. Wasn't even there to let us lock out every day. He'd just sit in the control room eating and watching TV like the fat fricker he was.

If you see someone bleeding out, you'd have to find someone with a radio, get him to answer, and wait for him to waddle over to wherever you were to unlock the kit. Made me want to start bringing my own kit to sites
Posted by GRIZZ
PRAIRIEVILLE
Member since Nov 2009
5827 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 1:28 pm to
Where did you find that. Pretty damn funny!
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
7423 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Safety manager = “lawsuit reduction manager”


Also helps a company start one of many paper trails to get certain employees fired.
Posted by geauxtigers6492
Admin in Waiting
Member since Jun 2008
3981 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Seems like all these guys do is walk around watch people work then tell them what they did wrong based off what their "book" says



If by book you mean OSHA....then yeah. Safety exists because people like you would die doing stupid shite.


But stupid people is pretty much why I have a job and safety keeps you alive....so thanks.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20938 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I went to a facility where the safety guy locked all of the med kits. His justification was that he wanted to know everything that required getting inside that white box. Problem was that we'd only see him maybe once a day. Wasn't even there to let us lock out every day. He'd just sit in the control room eating and watching TV like the fat fricker he was.

If you see someone bleeding out, you'd have to find someone with a radio, get him to answer, and wait for him to waddle over to wherever you were to unlock the kit.



I'm guessing he wanted injuries requiring treatment documented. If stuff is disappearing from the boxes, and your aren't recording any injuries...something isn't adding up.

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Made me want to start bringing my own kit to sites.




Well...that's one way to make sure any complications down the road associated with an injury are denied compensation. Good for you.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3128 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 2:56 pm to
Ironically, one of the biggest complaints you hear from chemical plant baws is that the company they work for doesn’t care about employee safety.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28588 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 3:53 pm to
If the red hat is on yo arse just drag up, they paying more per diem down the road anyway.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12499 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 3:54 pm to
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What job do you have that requires a safety manager?


His day-to-day life
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52110 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 4:28 pm to
As a safety manager for a company that employes 4500 people it's obvious you have no fricking clue what a safety manager does.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137036 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 4:33 pm to
Clients really don't give a frick about safety. They just don't want to get sued so they put all the onus on contractors with ridiculous super technical safety policies. They want production knowing you'll have to violate their policies in order to get it.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 5:16 pm to
I wanna know how much the guy that narrates all of the site-specific videos makes
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