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Safety manager at work

Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:36 am
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:36 am
Seems like all these guys do is walk around watch people work then tell them what they did wrong based off what their "book" says
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35191 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:37 am to
Safety manager banged your old lady?
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:37 am to
Take his arse to Sonic.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85017 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:37 am to
Sounds like a pretty sweet gig. Your company hiring?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30136 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:37 am to
Sounds like that’s their job
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62801 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:37 am to
If you are the a-hole that no one likes or can work with, you become the safety manager.
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:40 am to
Better make sure that box of hamburger buns is out of the walkway or OSHA gonna get your arse
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66003 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:42 am to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30583 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:44 am to
Safety manager = “lawsuit reduction manager”
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84124 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Seems like all these guys do is walk around watch people work then tell them what they did wrong based off what their "book" says



What did you think their job entails?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Safety manager = “lawsuit /workmens comp reduction manager"




fify
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57706 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Seems like all these guys do is walk around watch people work then tell them what they did wrong based off what their "book" says


That’s exactly their job and what they are hired to do.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25948 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:48 am to
It’s the grown up version of a hallway monitor.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:54 am to
quote:

If you are the a-hole that no one likes or can work with, you become the safety manager.


Pretty much.

Safety managers... Not all of them, but a lot of them.. Love their job if you know what I mean. They like having some authority.

But there is also almost no in between. They are either dicks or really cool.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:56 am to
Pig Nose mother fricker
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25948 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:56 am to
Typically dudes that couldn’t hack it as a job supervisor because no one listened to them. They get a little authority and cum all in their pants.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 9:56 am to
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OweO


What job do you have that requires a safety manager?
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

It’s the grown up version of a hallway monitor.


They really are. Ya let's throw an easy to throw switch with both arms just because it might prevent rotator cuff issues.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11228 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:03 am to
frick you! Get the frick off my job site ‘fore I climb off this scaffold and whoop your goddamn arse you little weasel, mother fricker!
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 10:05 am
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