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re: Russian 16 Yr Old Wins His Very Own Porn Star

Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

quote:
she's not really much of a "prize". But as close to a sure thing as it gets.

for a 16 year old possible virgin, yes it is


my neighbors son 26, had a chance meeting with some porn queen a cpl yrs back, he was totally jacked over it. she had the cans...they banged a cpl times ...
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33515 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:43 pm to
That is one happy camper.


Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
1069 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:49 pm to
#inbeforeSoutParkNICEmeme !!!!
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

He appears delighted about the prize


ya think?

There's got to be a "In Soviet Russia X *verb* YOU" joke in here somewhere
Posted by Gen Satterfield
Texarkana
Member since Feb 2016
239 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:57 pm to
Amazing
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44427 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:00 pm to
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Um... How old is the sister? Asking for a friend.



Can't believe this layup lasted until the second page. Sister seems far more attractive.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9581 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:08 pm to
In Russia, a 16 year old can win a month with a porn star.

In my state in America, strippers have to wear pasties.


Posted by ZacAttack
The Land Mass
Member since Oct 2012
6416 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:08 pm to
apparently the prize can be deferred to his dad. Not surprisingly mom didn't like that either.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33513 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:08 pm to
Grats on the sex, baw
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73651 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Um... How old is the sister? Asking for a friend.



Can't believe this layup lasted until the second page. Sister seems far more attractive.





From the story....

quote:

Ruslan's sister Diana Schedrina, 17, said: 'I'm against it too. I don't think it is any kind of chance for him. He can find a girlfriend if he likes.



Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29829 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:14 pm to
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Ruslan's sister Diana Schedrina, 17,


That's a year older than the age in your state and the legal age in my state darth.

In short, I'm about to tap that.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134916 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:35 pm to
The caption in red at the bottom of the photo says "Non Virtual Gift."

This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89060 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:51 pm to
Doesn't look all that voluptuous to me.

But hey, when you're 16, arse is arse.
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:53 pm to
At 16, I'd rub that cooter juice on my face
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76284 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I'd rub that cooter juice on my face


has health benefits from what i've read.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89060 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

At 16, I'd rub that cooter juice on my face


Nice crossover move.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2500 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 2:01 pm to
For a 16 year old, she is a prize
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Think back to when you were 16.



Shiiiiiiid at 16 I would have fricked a snake if someone would have held it straight.

Congrats to this kid. I hope his fam don't cock block.
Posted by TheBadgerOfHoney
Member since Nov 2011
1868 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 2:21 pm to
Is it just me or does this kid look like he's barely hit puberty, much less 16?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73651 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Is it just me or does this kid look like he's barely hit puberty, much less 16?


According to the story he might only be 14. Who knows, this is Russia after all,
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