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GeauxBichGeaux
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Meraux, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
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Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
you know, the one where you need a change of shorts.


ThatMakesSense
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Texas
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
You should call your mom and tell her you love her.


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Salmon
USA Fan
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
66371 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
never

But I’ve definitely shite in some weird places.

Like in a ditch on the side of the road or in the woods next to a park
This post was edited on 6/1 at 2:35 pm


Jim Rockford
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Member since May 2011
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
I nearly had one the other day walking from the parking lot to my office. I was the first one there and the time spent fumbling with keys was almost crucial.


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AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
Not once, and I've been running for a long time.


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LSU Delts
New York Yankees Fan
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
1759 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
I’m old enough to know to drop my shorts before that would happen.


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3nOut
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Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
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But I’ve definitely shite in some weird places


Resident shitlord of the Running Thread on H/F board checking in.

Never shite myself but for some reason when I run trails I have to go early and often. Same as sitting in a deer blind.

I’ve lost more than a few pairs of socks to the disease and definitely pooped in places where I shouldn’t have.
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LCA131
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
quote:

But I’ve definitely shite in some weird places.


quote:

Like in a ditch on the side of the road or in the woods next to a park


Where are the weird places?


NIH
LA-Lafayette Fan
Member since Aug 2008
94890 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
Came close two months ago running the LSU lakes. Veered off into the International Center before I shite myself in front of sorority row


jimbeam
USA Fan
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
55097 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
Shoulda shat in TKEs front yard


NIH
LA-Lafayette Fan
Member since Aug 2008
94890 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
I wouldn’t have made it that far. I was about half a minute from explosive gumbo like shite running down my legs


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GeauxBichGeaux
Atlanta Braves Fan
Meraux, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
237 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
quote:

But I’ve definitely shite in some weird places.

Like in a ditch on the side of the road


guess im really weird. Ive limited my runs to after-dark so i can shite there without any problems.


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iwantacooler
Member since Aug 2017
249 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
Rouge-Orleans I shat in someone's backyard in 12-mile point, the driveway of some plant just west of Bonnet Carre Spillway, and behind some convenience store.


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Legion of Doom
New Orleans Saints Fan
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
1028 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
I’ve never crapped myself but came awfully close. I had to crap in the woods on the river side of the levee behind Ochsner once. I had to wipe my arse with my socks. When I got home my girlfriend asked where are you socks? I told her don’t worry about it.


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East Coast Band
Alabama Fan
Member since Nov 2010
38272 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
I've had to run at a 4.4 40 pace to get beack to the house to make it in time.
Had the house been set 10 more feet off the road, I would have shite in the foyer.


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Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
588 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
This thread belongs on the Health/Shitness board


Bonnie Blue
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Nashville
Member since Apr 2011
104 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
While marathon training a few years ago, I would train early in the morning before work. One morning,I took a HUGE dump in someone’s front yard and was caught on camera. My wife called me at work that morning and said my bare arse was on the neighborhood Facebook. I have never laughed so hard in my life. The post said the pile was like a ‘wild animal ‘.


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East Coast Band
Alabama Fan
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
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This thread belongs on the Health/Shitness board

What do you think the OT is most of the time?


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91TIGER
Houston Astros Fan
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
12243 posts

re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
I've been running for over 35 years and only ONCE did I have to 'go real bad'. Luckily I was in an area where a subdivision was being built and a Port-O-Let was nearby.


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The Torch
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DFW The Dub
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re: Runners/Joggers - How often you have an accident?
The great equalizer


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