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re: Romance in Jackson, MS - Imperial Adult Only Hotel

Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:42 am to
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1323 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:42 am to
no one commented?

1. Will the Jackson MS hotel have running water?

2. Will the bed be reinforced to support minimum of 600 lbs?
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:36 am to
Hell yeah, about to text my mistress now.

quote:

Jackson


oh yea nvm... dang
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21206 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:48 am to
All that just to get a nut? Nah I’m good
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19242 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:55 am to
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Its a pass for me. Might have missed but I didnt see a swing in the room pics


That would be the Lucifer Room at the Saint Hotel in New Orleans at $700 a night.







Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8724 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:29 am to
quote:

emaculate?


Gotta be emaculate to ejaculate.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59098 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:37 am to
Weird 8 month bump.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11695 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:43 am to
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They charge by the half hour?


Some people don’t need that long. Unless you count the cigarette and a shower afterwards.

They could just rent the rooms like a parking meter, by the minute.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15438 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:55 am to
quote:

Do not hit that room with a black light. It will look like a Jackson Pollack painting.

Let's find out if this son of a bitch has beeen lying to us....
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2778 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:01 am to
Probably because I revisited this in the 19th anniversary discussion.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
57151 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:37 am to
Owned by the Indian cartel in Jackson so you can imagine how sanitary it will be
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
1109 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:51 am to
9/10 would recommend

I just got back from a sex holiday in exotic Jackson, Mississippi with my girlfriend, her friend Chad, a midget stripper named Halfpint, a live chicken, and 6 brave gerbils who have since passed from this life.

I was most impressed with the modern art display you could see when the black light hit the room. The desk clerk said it was called “An Homage to Splooge”. It was breathtaking. We were also impressed by the very impressive dildo we happily found under the mattress. It was a 17 inch long dragon penis in gold glitter. Most sex holidays don’t have such amenities.

The last bit of lagniappe I wanted to mention was the wide variety of condoms on offer in the closet, under the bed, behind the toilet, and in the nightstand drawers. Many of them had been used before and therefore we had to wash them before use, but quite a few were new in packaging. The truck stop French tickler cums highly recommended by Chad.

Hope you guys have as much fun as we did.
Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
5021 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:52 am to
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GruntbyAssociation




So, how was Jackson? Any new STD's to report?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39944 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 8:35 am to
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Any new STD's to report?


No longer the terminology used today. It's STIs now.
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