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RIP Yahoo Messenger :(
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:31 pm
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Yahoo chatrooms and yahoo messenger (formerly yahoo pager) changed the hookup game in the late 90's and early 2000's. You wouldn't have your Tinder and Bumble of today if it wasn't for us pioneers drilling down through Categories>Romance>United States>Louisiana>Room 'x' looking for fast love.
In honor of this, I thought it'd be nice if we shared some stories about the people we met from Yahoo. I'll start:
I was a freshman living in a dorm talking to this unusually hot coed. She was coming onto me hard. I could tell she wanted me pretty bad. She said her roommates weren't home and invited me over to her house. She said to park and walk around back, and there would be a door with a doggy door that was her room. Easy enough. I get to the house, walk around back, see the door and knock. The doggy door part looks pretty weird. It's way too high up on the door, and it looks like it's designed for the world's smallest dog. It's round with padding on the outside. A very flamboyant voice from inside says "hey you want that dick sucked?" I'm looking around like wtf is this. I'm still not getting the hint. I'm like "uhhhh is [girl's name] here?..." Voice says "yea she's right here. Stick that dick in the hole and she gone suck it." Turns out the voice was right. She sucked a pretty mean one.
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Yahoo Messenger will no longer be supported after July 17, 2018. Until then, you can continue to use the service normally. After July 17, you'll no longer be able to access your chats and the service will no longer work.
Yahoo chatrooms and yahoo messenger (formerly yahoo pager) changed the hookup game in the late 90's and early 2000's. You wouldn't have your Tinder and Bumble of today if it wasn't for us pioneers drilling down through Categories>Romance>United States>Louisiana>Room 'x' looking for fast love.
In honor of this, I thought it'd be nice if we shared some stories about the people we met from Yahoo. I'll start:
I was a freshman living in a dorm talking to this unusually hot coed. She was coming onto me hard. I could tell she wanted me pretty bad. She said her roommates weren't home and invited me over to her house. She said to park and walk around back, and there would be a door with a doggy door that was her room. Easy enough. I get to the house, walk around back, see the door and knock. The doggy door part looks pretty weird. It's way too high up on the door, and it looks like it's designed for the world's smallest dog. It's round with padding on the outside. A very flamboyant voice from inside says "hey you want that dick sucked?" I'm looking around like wtf is this. I'm still not getting the hint. I'm like "uhhhh is [girl's name] here?..." Voice says "yea she's right here. Stick that dick in the hole and she gone suck it." Turns out the voice was right. She sucked a pretty mean one.
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Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:32 pm to Logician
No AIM, no care.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:33 pm to Logician
I think you mean
**rIP yAhoo ME$$engeR**
**rIP yAhoo ME$$engeR**
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:34 pm to Logician
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I was a freshman living in a dorm talking to this unusually hot coed. She was coming onto me hard. I could tell she wanted me pretty bad. She said her roommates weren't home and invited me over to her house. She said to park and walk around back, and there would be a door with a doggy door that was her room. Easy enough. I get to the house, walk around back, see the door and knock. The doggy door part looks pretty weird. It's way too high up on the door, and it looks like it's designed for the world's smallest dog. It's round with padding on the outside. A very flamboyant voice from inside says "hey you want that dick sucked?" I'm looking around like wtf is this. I'm still not getting the hint. I'm like "uhhhh is [girl's name] here?..." Voice says "yea she's right here. Stick that dick in the hole and she gone suck it." Turns out the voice was right. She sucked a pretty mean one.
I knew a hooker named Carl.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:34 pm to Logician
A/S/L
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:35 pm to Logician
This sounds like an Aggie thread. I think I'm in the wrong place...
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:36 pm to Logician
I think that was a dude.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:36 pm to Logician
If true no way I would stick mine into a blind glory hole 
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:36 pm to OysterPoBoy
I think you're jealous
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:37 pm to Logician
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I was a freshman living in a dorm talking to this unusually hot coed. She was coming onto me hard. I could tell she wanted me pretty bad. She said her roommates weren't home and invited me over to her house. She said to park and walk around back, and there would be a door with a doggy door that was her room. Easy enough. I get to the house, walk around back, see the door and knock. The doggy door part looks pretty weird. It's way too high up on the door, and it looks like it's designed for the world's smallest dog. It's round with padding on the outside. A very flamboyant voice from inside says "hey you want that dick sucked?" I'm looking around like wtf is this. I'm still not getting the hint. I'm like "uhhhh is [girl's name] here?..." Voice says "yea she's right here. Stick that dick in the hole and she gone suck it." Turns out the voice was right. She sucked a pretty mean one.
when in rome
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:38 pm to fallguy_1978
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If true no way I would stick mine into a blind glory hole
nothing ventured, nothing gained
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:38 pm to Logician
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I was a freshman living in a dorm talking to this unusually hot coed.
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I'm like "uhhhh is [girl's name] here?..." Voice says "yea she's right here. Stick that dick in the hole and she gone suck it."
Was "her" name Kim, or maybe Kris?
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:38 pm to Logician
Did her whiskers tickle?
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:39 pm to fallguy_1978
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If true no way I would stick mine into a blind glory hole
Unless someone is into sticking their dick in holes and not knowing who is blowing them, there is no way a straight man is just sticking it somewhere and taking that person's word that they are, who they say they are..
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:41 pm to northshorebamaman
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If true no way I would stick mine into a blind glory hole
nothing ventured, nothing gained
Unless someone on the other side of the door cuts your dong off.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:42 pm to Logician
Yahoo Pool GOAT
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:43 pm to OweO
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who they say they are
"Those aren't pubic hairs?"
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:47 pm to OweO
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there is no way a straight man is just sticking it somewhere and taking that person's word that they are, who they say they are.
I'm sorry that you're such a cynical person, Chris.
Posted on 6/7/18 at 2:49 pm to Logician
damn! next thing you're going to tell me is AOL is shutting down the chat rooms!
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