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re: RIP to the Voice of Roy D Mercer
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:10 pm to volgolf
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:10 pm to volgolf
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Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.
John Bean stole the schtick from a Cherokee Indian name of Hiawatha Mercer who performed fake smoke signals in the south east for years and years....he was the biggest star in the United States until he accidentally sent an arse whuppin threat to another native American man on the next ridge and that man brought a tomahawk to a cuss fight and thus ended Hiawatha Mercer's entertainment career.....plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery....
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:15 pm to volgolf
quote:
Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.
This.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:19 pm to Hat Tricks
Damn...RIP
Dude was an absolute legend. I remember buying and listening to his CD's back in my high school days.
Dude was an absolute legend. I remember buying and listening to his CD's back in my high school days.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:21 pm to Twenty 49
quote:
"I don't know who's got a bigger case of the red arse, him or me."

Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:24 pm to Hat Tricks
RIP, the one where he called Goldberg was a good one.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:30 pm to Hat Tricks
Just sitting here watching the braves game
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:47 pm to Merica
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They were never small either. Always 6’3” 280
Well that sounds like arse whooping size to me.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:14 pm to Hat Tricks
damn, i just quoted him on here yesterday...
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:51 pm to Hat Tricks
Ever heard of Jim Bean? The trucker tapes?
Roy D Mercer got all of his one liners from him.
Roy D Mercer got all of his one liners from him.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:01 pm to JEC119
Any Willie P. Richardson fans here?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:12 pm to Hat Tricks
The one where he calls the taxidermist to stuff the Border Collie that was a town hero is funny.
He finally gets around to saying a kid was chocking on a tator tot at the Sonic, and this dog started sniffing his private parts causing him to giggle and spit up the tator tot.
He finally gets around to saying a kid was chocking on a tator tot at the Sonic, and this dog started sniffing his private parts causing him to giggle and spit up the tator tot.

Posted on 2/10/25 at 3:13 pm to Clyde Tipton
I’ll be on you like “ Micheal Jackson on a cub scout”
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:35 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
Tractor Pull................
Never head that one

Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:43 pm to JEC119
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Ever heard of Jim Bean? The trucker tapes?
Roy D Mercer got all of his one liners from him
Legendary bootleg tape of the 80's. I can still quote every line of every call verbatim.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:48 pm to AlterDWI
‘You offered to show,her your probe”

Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:54 pm to volgolf
quote:
Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.
This is a fact!
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:31 pm to Hat Tricks
The one where he calls the Navy recruiter was an all timer for me
RIP Roy


RIP Roy

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