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re: RIP to the Voice of Roy D Mercer

Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
11184 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:10 pm to
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Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.


John Bean stole the schtick from a Cherokee Indian name of Hiawatha Mercer who performed fake smoke signals in the south east for years and years....he was the biggest star in the United States until he accidentally sent an arse whuppin threat to another native American man on the next ridge and that man brought a tomahawk to a cuss fight and thus ended Hiawatha Mercer's entertainment career.....plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery....
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
29819 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.


This.
Posted by Barry McCockinner
Member since Sep 2018
1290 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:19 pm to
Damn...RIP

Dude was an absolute legend. I remember buying and listening to his CD's back in my high school days.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
25316 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

"I don't know who's got a bigger case of the red arse, him or me."




Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11723 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:24 pm to
RIP, the one where he called Goldberg was a good one.
Posted by lucaslsu
LSU!
Member since Oct 2007
8516 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:30 pm to
Just sitting here watching the braves game
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
4294 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:30 pm to
Is Raymond
Not Randall
Posted by LSUEnvy
Hou via Lake Chas
Member since May 2011
12387 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:47 pm to

Posted by SmackDaniels
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Mar 2007
15239 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 12:47 pm to
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They were never small either. Always 6’3” 280


Well that sounds like arse whooping size to me.

Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6216 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:14 pm to
damn, i just quoted him on here yesterday...
Posted by JEC119
Member since Apr 2024
1213 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 1:51 pm to
Ever heard of Jim Bean? The trucker tapes?

Roy D Mercer got all of his one liners from him.
Posted by dazedconfused
Member since Sep 2020
93 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:01 pm to
Any Willie P. Richardson fans here?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39702 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:12 pm to
The one where he calls the taxidermist to stuff the Border Collie that was a town hero is funny.

He finally gets around to saying a kid was chocking on a tator tot at the Sonic, and this dog started sniffing his private parts causing him to giggle and spit up the tator tot.
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8712 posts
Posted on 2/10/25 at 3:13 pm to
I’ll be on you like “ Micheal Jackson on a cub scout”
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
10345 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:35 pm to
Tractor Pull................ Never head that one
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4843 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:43 pm to
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Ever heard of Jim Bean? The trucker tapes?

Roy D Mercer got all of his one liners from him


Legendary bootleg tape of the 80's. I can still quote every line of every call verbatim.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19175 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:48 pm to


‘You offered to show,her your probe”
Posted by da foozball
Member since Nov 2012
484 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:52 pm to
He stole this bit. Fact.
Posted by da foozball
Member since Nov 2012
484 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Roy D Mercer was a hack that stole the character from a man out of Tennessee decades ago. The original guy and real “arse whupper” is Leroy Mercer or his real name John Bean. John died back in 1984 but his prank calls were taped and passed around the southeast for years until that hack in Oklahoma stole the character and passed it as his own.



This is a fact!
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
14516 posts
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:31 pm to
The one where he calls the Navy recruiter was an all timer for me

RIP Roy

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