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Reminder for all those recently laid off / furloughed who are crying about being broke

Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:35 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:35 pm
Get off your sorry asses and join the U.S. Army. Benefits include:

- Job security
- Free world class medical care for you and all dependents
- 100% free college tuition after serving 36 months, housing stipend up to $3000 a month, and $1000 a year for books and supplies (post-9/11 GI Bill)
- Stellar compensation packages including tax free housing income monthly
- World renowned retirement plans including access to the highly sought after thrift savings plan
- 30 days of PTO per year

More information can be found at the link below...

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Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9947 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:36 pm to
What if you’re 40?
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:36 pm to
Nah
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41536 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:37 pm to
You sound as fun as your post history indicates.

I bet you’re so happy we are finally in the recession you kept hoping for, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with Trump.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13615 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:37 pm to
They are accepting a lot of people over the age of 35 now, huh?
Posted by MSUmtowndawg
Jackson, MS
Member since Sep 2010
1468 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
Youre a man! So says Mike Gundy
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9124 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
Those are “benefits”



ETA compared to what you actually get paid and have to do? Naw
This post was edited on 3/30/20 at 1:40 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58549 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

What if you’re 40?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13884 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37436 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Free world class medical care for you and all dependents


Um about that
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
fricking idiot.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
9947 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Free world class medical care for you and all dependents


Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64091 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:39 pm to
What if you’re 39?
Posted by tiger11
Houston
Member since Mar 2004
3272 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:39 pm to
Just last week, anyone with 4 weeks of basic was given a completion. Less than 4 full weeks was sent home and told to come back at a later today. The army has halted taking in recruits currently.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:39 pm to
Great idea. Poor delivery
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7295 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Get off your sorry asses and join the U.S. Army. Benefits include:


As a marine, I can't tell you how much I'd like to advocate against anyone joining the military for reasons other than their life's passion.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29886 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:40 pm to
they refuse to work for less then $15 an hour as a fry cook, you think they want to join the army and be "forced" to work hard for free
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58549 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:41 pm to
Who is they?
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
2146 posts
Posted on 3/30/20 at 1:41 pm to
Or, if your IQ is actually in the triple digits and you'd like to be around people who didn't join the military out of economic desperation, you can join the Air Force.
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