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re: Remember the fart girl that went viral then appeared on Tosh.O?

Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:20 pm to
The white guy that thought the kid was his is a moron
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:28 pm to
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At least she is on onlyfans trying to make money. Better than 99% of the people with social media and a past like her


Seems like just about any girl of any stripe these days is trying to deal on onlyfans.
Posted by Herschal
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:28 pm to
Absolute emotional rollercoaster
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:31 pm to
If I’m reading the timeline correctly, it went this way:

1. Girl rips an epic fart on video that goes viral.
2. Girl is in relationship with white dude
3. Girl ends up pregnant, apparently with white dude
4. Turns out she got knocked up by black dude, white dude dumps her.
5. She catches black dude getting head from some other dude
6. ???
7. She’s gone full blown hoodrat house mouse and ends up arrested after a shooting. And I think one of the two she’s arrested with might her black baby daddy who dabbles in homosexuality on the down low.

So, typical Zoomer white girl stuff.
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:35 pm to
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5. She catches black dude getting head from some other dude


Mom jeans are on a little too tight. She was claiming the white guy was gay. She was replaying to what he said about him thinking the baby was his because he was blinded by love. Sounds like she dropped it off at his door.
Posted by John88
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:36 pm to
Just keep farting.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:37 pm to
That's what I was asking earlier. I don't think she walked in on Kolten getting blown. I think she walked in on her baby daddy en fellatus dilecto.
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:39 pm to
Kolten was the gay one.
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:41 pm to
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That's what I was asking earlier. I don't think she walked in on Kolten getting blown. I think she walked in on her baby daddy en fellatus dilecto.

She’s making that post in reply to someone saying he thought a black baby was his. Why would a black guy make a joke about thinking a black baby was his. It’s pretty easy to follow.
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:41 pm to
Ok i think I have got it

in 2016 a 17 year old girl from Clarksville, IN posts a fart video that goes viral

she appears on TOSH with her kid brother and has her ten minutes of fame

in 2017 she gets pregnant with her boyfriend Kolten and posts about it on social media

she has the baby and the little girl is obviously mixed race but Macy convinces Kolten it is his baby

Macy has post partum depression (probably just anxiety and guilt) and at some point it all comes out and crashes down on her

She leaves the baby in a carrier on Kolten's door step with a note saying she doesnt deserve to be the baby's mom

She also lashes out at Kolten and says she caught him blowing another guy, but that seems to be unfounded and her lashing out

She disappears from the public eye and then re-surfaces in 2018 after her arrest with two other guys in New Albany, IN

Apparently she has been in a affair with Javon Jones for 6 years, reportedly the father of her first child, and was arrested as the getaway driver in a scheme to use guns to intimidate a New Albany man who allegedly owed Jones money

fast forward to today and she and Jones are married with three kids and are still living in Indiana

Posted by Splackavellie
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:42 pm to
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but the audio was just something that caught me off guard


After examining some of her OF work, I can see how she can produce such a fart.
Posted by The Boat
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:43 pm to
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supatigah

Someone with a brain around here
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Macy has post partum depression (probably just anxiety and guilt) and at some point it all comes out and crashes down on her

One thing you missed is she goes crazy and falls into depression because Kolten dumps her after he sees what the baby looks like.
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She leaves the baby in a carrier on Kolten's door step with a note saying she doesnt deserve to be the baby's mom

This should be before the previous post

Kolten leaves her, she’s depressed, she leaves the baby at Kolten’s door
This post was edited on 10/20/22 at 1:45 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:43 pm to
The American Dream.
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:44 pm to
It is a story in pictures

It should win an award
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:45 pm to
What in the hell kind of haircut is that on that dude in the UNC jersey??

And she had a mixed baby with him?


And he was getting head from a dude while being married?

Yeah, this is a fun thread.
This post was edited on 10/20/22 at 1:49 pm
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:47 pm to
Nobody told ole Kolton that was not his baby? Jesus.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:50 pm to
I just wonder how Ty is doing?
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:50 pm to
Kudos on the forensic work...
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:57 pm to
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And she had a mixed baby with him?


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And he was getting head from a dude while being married?



You have a poor understanding of this thread.


The mixed baby (I can't believe I have to say this) obviously isn't his.

And the chick accused him of being gay as a cope for being a massive cheater.
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 10/20/22 at 1:59 pm to
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This should be before the previous post

Kolten leaves her, she’s depressed, she leaves the baby at Kolten’s door



Yeah you are right

she had him convinced the baby was his for a little while. Without the post dates it is hard to tell the order of how it all went down

It probably went
Has the baby, proper daddy doubts surface in Kolten's inner circle but he tries his best

Kolten's family and his boys get through to him that he is an idiot

Kolten cuts her loose very publicly, she wigs out and says he was sucking a dick

He sticks to his guns, and she plays the victim card and rolls out the post partum depression angle

She tries to dump the kid on Kolten, he says he is good and come get your kid

She re-groups with the baby daddy out of the public eye until hood rat shite gets her in the news again


Looking at her Instagram she seems to have grown up and settled down somewhat. Reading her twitter, her inner white trash runs deep and strong.
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