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Regarding the old saying “don’t shite where you sleep”
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:43 am
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:43 am
Does anyone else go to random other men’s bathrooms in their office.
Each office bathroom has its own personality.
The closest one to me is ok but is heavy traffic. I like my space and peace and quiet. My main place now is 1 floor below me on the other side of the building cause that’s where HR sits and there’s very few men who use that men’s bathroom. It’s pristine every time I go.
Each office bathroom has its own personality.
The closest one to me is ok but is heavy traffic. I like my space and peace and quiet. My main place now is 1 floor below me on the other side of the building cause that’s where HR sits and there’s very few men who use that men’s bathroom. It’s pristine every time I go.
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Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:44 am to athenslife101
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“don’t shite where you sleep”
< "Don't dip your pecker in company ink"
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:44 am to athenslife101
It's "don't shite where you eat"
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:45 am to athenslife101
I used to do this at a prior job. It was nice because I found this one real quiet restroom that was rarely ever used and was almost always clean. I switched it up a bit sometimes and would try out others but would always find myself going back to that one.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:45 am to Wtodd
Both are valid though
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:45 am to athenslife101
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Each office bathroom has its own personality.
Weirdo.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:45 am to athenslife101
It’s “don’t sleep where you dip your ink with the company pen”
You moran
You moran
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:46 am to athenslife101
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Does anyone else go to random other men’s bathrooms in their office.
Just go behind the trees at the rest stop like the other poofters
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:46 am to jimbeam
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It’s “don’t sleep where you dip your ink with the company pen”
Don’t draw your pussy and your paycheck from the same place
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:47 am to athenslife101
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Each office bathroom has its own personality.
Congrats on being the first official men's shitter connoisseur.
Are you able to tell if it's Mark from purchasing or Steve from logistics based on fragrance alone?
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:48 am to athenslife101
Don't defecate where you procreate.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:50 am to athenslife101
You're supposed to keep information like this to yourself or else everyone you tell is going to use the same shitter making it not very private.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:55 am to athenslife101
Regarding dropping a deuce at work, I never use the one closest to me. I pollute other people's space instead.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:55 am to athenslife101
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there’s very few men who use that men’s bathroom
Damn how many bruce Jenner's work there?
Posted on 3/6/19 at 9:59 am to athenslife101
I used to go down a couple floors in the building if I wanted to jerk off on the shitter. I felt that if for some reason I got caught, at least it’d be by some complete stranger and not a co-worker.
This post was edited on 3/6/19 at 10:01 am
Posted on 3/6/19 at 10:12 am to athenslife101
I'm considering the San Francisco Method: crap everywhere at anytime. Just drop trousers and dump when I get the urge.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 10:25 am to athenslife101
100%
We have a 2 seater/1 urinal setup in office. Very high traffic, lots of old fat people that don't understand they can aim it. Perhaps they can't see it. Dunno. Typically piss covered floors/shitters.
I typically venture outside to the maintenance shop, they have a nice big bathroom. Low traffic and usually clean. Nice and cool in summer, etc.
My favorite place to shite.
We have a 2 seater/1 urinal setup in office. Very high traffic, lots of old fat people that don't understand they can aim it. Perhaps they can't see it. Dunno. Typically piss covered floors/shitters.
I typically venture outside to the maintenance shop, they have a nice big bathroom. Low traffic and usually clean. Nice and cool in summer, etc.
My favorite place to shite.
Posted on 3/6/19 at 10:48 am to athenslife101
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Each office bathroom has its own personality.
Simply genius. So true. Brilliant observation.
I also try to do my big stuff on another floor as a rando.
Often I wonder how many "foreigners" are using the bathrooms on my floor. It be funny if everyone were using different floors and people think that they are dropping anon when the rest of the office is going to the wrong floor.
I'd say about 20% of my office does. At 9am, I see a few coworkers hopping on elevators.
This post was edited on 3/6/19 at 10:49 am
Posted on 3/6/19 at 10:50 am to Jackie Chan
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Don't defecate where you procreate.
Don’t make it stink where you try to pull pink
Posted on 3/6/19 at 10:50 am to athenslife101
I've got a gold key to the Executive Male Washroom.
Sorry you are poor.
(Not sorry)
Sorry you are poor.
(Not sorry)
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