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Reese Witherspoon vs Christie Brinkley (NSFW)

Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3332 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:39 pm





43 Versus 65





And for bonus...the heirs. Yes, I stole pic from other thread. Figured y’all wouldn’t hate it tho




Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106024 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:41 pm to
:whynotboth:
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61491 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:41 pm to
Reese isn’t completely dried up yet so I’ll take her
Posted by JohnDoe00
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2019
920 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:41 pm to
Reese
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:41 pm to
Witherspoon couldn’t be a piece of corn in one of Brinkley’s turds, then or now
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:48 pm to
Everytime I was with a girl that had a Reese forehead, I've always had to just slap it with my dong during a beej. I don't know what it is, but it was a primal urge for me.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Witherspoon couldn’t be a piece of corn in one of Brinkley’s turds, then or now



Ugh, why do people need to bring their scat fetishes in threads about gorgeous women?

Literally keep that shite to yourself.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Witherspoon couldn’t be a piece of corn in one of Brinkley’s turds, then or now



Yeah WTF

Reese Witherspoon is a very average looking white chick with a lot of money so she stays fit and has nice makeup/hair.

Brinkley is one of the hottest women to ever live.

ETA:

Oh I see you mean take them at current ages. That levels the playing field. I still choose Brinkley though. Lost a lot of knuckle children to her growing up, I'd consider it my life coming (cumming?) full circle.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:49 pm to
I’ll take Reese at this point in time. CB still looks good in pictures, but I guarantee that 65 y.o. smells like moth balls
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

Witherspoon couldn’t be a piece of corn in one of Brinkley’s turds, then or now


Senior citizen poon is not good. Trust the voice of experience.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:50 pm to
Well, we’re only talking about one gorgeous woman here
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:50 pm to
Reese is a dime
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
597 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:50 pm to
Christie by 3 touchdowns
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106024 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Senior citizen poon is not good. Trust the voice of experience.


Go on..
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25123 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:52 pm to
the answer is yes
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14790 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:52 pm to
I’ll take either or both for $1000, Alex.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 3:53 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Reese is a dime



Reese isn't a nickel and 3 pennies.

Her natural looks are average AF. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

If she wasn't rich, she'd be a Betty with 5 kids at Walmart that no one notices. Brinkley is a show stopper (in her prime).



Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:53 pm to
tapped a 56-year-old last year. Didn’t come back for seconds
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:53 pm to
Lmfao!

Continue counselor....
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2394 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:55 pm to
Christie Brinkley is hotter . In her prime it wouldn’t even be close!
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