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re: Reese Witherspoon vs Christie Brinkley (NSFW)

Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47689 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:56 pm to
If you walked them both through a car wash, which one comes out of the other side looking like the Cryptkeeper?

I still would though because she is CB.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:57 pm to
This woman stays in my inbox on social media. Here’s a snippet.

quote:

I'm not trying to get with you ... We're done .. and that cool ..im super happy now .. Just wanted to nice .. that all


quote:

Truth is I figured you would give me the cold shoulder .. and so I sent that stupid message .. let's be friends and talk sometime .. Please look over that stupid message.. I'm so embarrassed ??
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:57 pm to
This is like comparing Zeke Elliot (brinkley) to Mark Ingram (Witherspoon).

While not horrible, one is obviously better than the other.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:58 pm to

Easy. Brinkley in a rout. Plus, she's hit menopause so that's extra credit.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

If you walked them both through a car wash, which one comes out of the other side looking like the Cryptkeeper?


And which one comes out like this?

Posted by majoredinwhitehorse
lower alabama
Member since Nov 2016
816 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:59 pm to
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I’ll take either or both for $1000, Alex


I’ll make it a true daily double!
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61489 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:00 pm to
Reese was pretty hot back in her cruel intention/twilight days.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Brinkley is one of the hottest women to ever live.



And she's old and wrinkly now.

Give me Reese all day in 2019.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:01 pm to
I absolutely cannot choose one over the other without a taste test.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:01 pm to
I just went down the no-makeup hole, and man, Christie Brinkley, despite a face-lift, has aged insanely well. Holy shite.

This is apparently no makeup at 61:

Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:01 pm to
Reese looks like the kind of girl who would get drunk and get naked with me.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

This is apparently no makeup at 61:



Yeah, it's obvious. She looks like Nicholson's joker with the skin colored makeup on.

Y'all got some serious nostalgia blinding y'all right now.

Is she hot for 60? Sure.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted by Johnny Roastbeef
Somewhere in Bartow County
Member since Sep 2018
2058 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:02 pm to
I’ll take Reese. Y’all know why
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61489 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:03 pm to
That doesn’t scare me too much for a 40 year old mother of a couple kids
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47689 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:04 pm to
Christie could teach Les Miles a lot about clock management skills.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

I’ll take Reese. Y’all know why
quote:

Johnny Roastbeef
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:04 pm to
She has dark circles though man, and her hair isn't done even though she's clearly just gotten out of a work out.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Reese looks like the kind of girl who would get drunk and get naked with me.



She did in Cruel Intentions..
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:06 pm to
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Reese was pretty hot back in her cruel intention/twilight days.



She was kind of cute and had a sexy personality in that movie, sure.

But she has a weird pointy chin and a huge forehead.

I'm not just saying this as a joke, but I think most of my friends have hotter wives than her. She just has world class trainers, nutritionists, hair, and makeup artists, and great clothes.

I'm not saying Brinkley doesn't have this, but she was born a 10. Reese works reallllllly hard to be a 7.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:06 pm to
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Christie Brinkley is hotter . In her prime it wouldn’t even be close!


Thanks, Captain Obvious
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 4:07 pm
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