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re: Reese Witherspoon vs Christie Brinkley (NSFW)
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:56 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:56 pm to Jim Rockford
If you walked them both through a car wash, which one comes out of the other side looking like the Cryptkeeper?
I still would though because she is CB.
I still would though because she is CB.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:57 pm to CharlesLSU
This woman stays in my inbox on social media. Here’s a snippet.
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I'm not trying to get with you ... We're done .. and that cool ..im super happy now .. Just wanted to nice .. that all
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Truth is I figured you would give me the cold shoulder .. and so I sent that stupid message .. let's be friends and talk sometime .. Please look over that stupid message.. I'm so embarrassed ??
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:57 pm to Snoopy04
This is like comparing Zeke Elliot (brinkley) to Mark Ingram (Witherspoon).
While not horrible, one is obviously better than the other.
While not horrible, one is obviously better than the other.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:58 pm to Snoopy04
Easy. Brinkley in a rout. Plus, she's hit menopause so that's extra credit.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:58 pm to Hangit
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If you walked them both through a car wash, which one comes out of the other side looking like the Cryptkeeper?
And which one comes out like this?

Posted on 5/22/19 at 3:59 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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I’ll take either or both for $1000, Alex
I’ll make it a true daily double!
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:00 pm to TheCaterpillar
Reese was pretty hot back in her cruel intention/twilight days.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:00 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Brinkley is one of the hottest women to ever live.
And she's old and wrinkly now.
Give me Reese all day in 2019.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:01 pm to Snoopy04
I absolutely cannot choose one over the other without a taste test.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:01 pm to TheCaterpillar
I just went down the no-makeup hole, and man, Christie Brinkley, despite a face-lift, has aged insanely well. Holy shite.
This is apparently no makeup at 61:

This is apparently no makeup at 61:

Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:01 pm to Snoopy04
Reese looks like the kind of girl who would get drunk and get naked with me.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
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This is apparently no makeup at 61:
Yeah, it's obvious. She looks like Nicholson's joker with the skin colored makeup on.
Y'all got some serious nostalgia blinding y'all right now.
Is she hot for 60? Sure.
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:02 pm to Snoopy04
I’ll take Reese. Y’all know why
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:03 pm to TheCaterpillar
That doesn’t scare me too much for a 40 year old mother of a couple kids
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:04 pm to Boudreaux35
Christie could teach Les Miles a lot about clock management skills.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:04 pm to Johnny Roastbeef
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I’ll take Reese. Y’all know why
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Johnny Roastbeef
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:04 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
She has dark circles though man, and her hair isn't done even though she's clearly just gotten out of a work out.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:05 pm to DeafJam73
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Reese looks like the kind of girl who would get drunk and get naked with me.
She did in Cruel Intentions..
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:06 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Reese was pretty hot back in her cruel intention/twilight days.
She was kind of cute and had a sexy personality in that movie, sure.
But she has a weird pointy chin and a huge forehead.
I'm not just saying this as a joke, but I think most of my friends have hotter wives than her. She just has world class trainers, nutritionists, hair, and makeup artists, and great clothes.
I'm not saying Brinkley doesn't have this, but she was born a 10. Reese works reallllllly hard to be a 7.
Posted on 5/22/19 at 4:06 pm to Cycledude
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Christie Brinkley is hotter . In her prime it wouldn’t even be close!
Thanks, Captain Obvious
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 4:07 pm
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