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Realized I’m outing myself when it comes to hot celebs

Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:55 pm
Twice in the last few weeks I knew the name of a somewhat famous hot girl that other girls around me couldn’t remember. First it was Aubrey Plaza. My wife and her friend were talking about a movie she was in and they couldn’t remember her name and I knew it right away and told them.

Next my wife was trying to remember the name of the USA gymnast who made the “not impressed” face and I immediately could tell her it was McKayla Maroney. I’m pretty sure I only knew their names because they’re hot and I’ve “enjoyed” some of their better photos a time or two.

Does this happen to anyone else? Should I just keep my mouth shut in these situations? I’m worried either they will think I’m a creep (I am) or that I’m a closet homosexual who watches entertainment tonight or follows Perez Hilton or whatever gay celebs followers do these days.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:57 pm to
You’re insecure
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14616 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:57 pm to
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gay celebs followers

quote:

Jon Ham
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7196 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:57 pm to
No one cares
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 8:59 pm to
Don’t sweat it if they know you’re good at answering general questions on jeopardy. If you’re not, then ya gotta come up with a story to satisfy the wife.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82349 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:00 pm to
McKayla Maroney is famous from all the memes. Shouldn't worry about that one.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60088 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:03 pm to
She’s not even hot
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:04 pm to
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Don’t sweat it if they know you’re good at answering general questions on jeopardy.


I’d say I’m anywhere between poor to average when it comes to Jeopardy/general trivia. So yeah...
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:05 pm to
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She’s not even hot


She’s single handedly responsible for over one million boners and counting. I think she qualifies.
This post was edited on 7/10/19 at 9:06 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47698 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:08 pm to
Just tell her that you normally would not know something like that, but had just finished Googling to see if they had an pics with a donkey.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:10 pm to

I read that entire thing with a foul side mouth look on my face.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:21 pm to
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I’m pretty sure I only knew their names because they’re hot and I’ve “enjoyed” some of their better photos a time or two. 

I’m worried either they will think I’m a creep 


I might keep that first part to yourself if you're concerned about women judging you as odd for knowing who McKayla Maroney is.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:28 pm to
She’s 23 brah.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:30 pm to
Imagine how it might be when you have actually met some that are considered "hot celebs/babes" in real life and might publicly spill some little detail that ordinary "fans" don't know. I just had a casual phone conversation with my daughter, during which we mentioned a number of friends and acquaintances who would be considered to be in that number. I find that I have to filter what I say about them to anyone but my daughter so as to not seem a stereotypical celeb stalker.
Posted by TexasTiger34
Austin, Kind of
Member since Mar 2008
11344 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 9:52 pm to
Not one post with the meme or pics of the"hot" celebs...? OP sucks
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:16 pm to
No shame in knowing the names of chicks from The Fappening.

Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12039 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:18 pm to
Damn now I gotta go jerk off to that 10 second video of maroneys arse. Thanks bro
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10511 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:23 pm to
Your wife jerks off ( or what ever they call it)to male celebs she likes. No harm, no foul.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:25 pm to
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First it was Aubrey Plaza.


She has nudes
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:28 pm to
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You’re insecure
this. My bf knows way more pop stars and celebs than me

I don’t judge him for that in any way
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