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Reach for my favorite tie this morning, ruined

Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:57 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27428 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:57 am
Apparently my ex wife was wearing slutty lipstick when I gagged her for Valentine's day.

Guess the bitch gets to chalk this one up as a win.

Any OT whore mongers know how to get lipstick out of silk?
Posted by hoopsgalore
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2013
8645 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:59 am to
Good morning to you, too.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:59 am to
quote:

Reach for my favorite tie this morning, ruined


quote:

Apparently my ex wife was


Hmmm, who's the real bitch in this?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27428 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 6:59 am to
quote:


Hmmm, who's the real bitch in this?



The one who's homeless and penniless?
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:00 am to
quote:

Valentine's day.


Apparently it's not your favorite tie if you wear it only once in 8 months.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:07 am to
That’s a shame, guess you will have to go shopping for a new wife and tie.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30123 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:09 am to
You can order those Tabasco ties online baw
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:10 am to
Shocking that you’re divorced
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18287 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:11 am to
This is a pretty bad thread, even for 7am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27428 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:12 am to
Well I mean, getting married at 21 wasn't my finest moment.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:21 am to
I'd give you advice...




...if I believed that any of that actually happened.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:32 am to
quote:

ex wife was wearing slutty lipstick when I gagged her for Valentine's day.



You're gonna have to prove this gagging actually happened. And you KNOW you have the pics to do so, therefore.....
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65721 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:33 am to
quote:

Apparently my ex wife was wearing slutty lipstick when I gagged her for Valentine's day.
That’s SO Rando!



PS: None of that happened.

Your “best” tie clips on.
This post was edited on 10/9/18 at 7:35 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32713 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:34 am to
Morning, fatso.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21933 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:35 am to
I felt felt and I've felt silk but Ive felt more felt than I've felt silk
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164174 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:36 am to
What month is it?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108746 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:44 am to
quote:

my ex wife


I bet she's hideous
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1969 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:33 am to
quote:

ex wife

Probably developed an allergy to diabetes.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:36 am to
she told me you’re in the dickie doo club baw
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 10/9/18 at 8:38 am to
1. Congrats on your job in "personal banking"
2. It's your favorite tie, but you haven't worn it in 8 months?
3. Your entire story is made up.
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